Thanks for posting this! I don’t think I’ve noticed similar things on some of the other Gawker Media sites that I read. You guys are great!

I see you an onion and raise you a shallot. Love onions, but couldn’t live without shallots.

Is that the black bat cape or the slightly darker black one?

“How bad will Simmons be in 15 years minutes?” Fixed that for you.

Fuck you all. I’m the 7th and STILL got lumped in with Christmas gifts from time to time as a kid. It doesn’t bother me now, but when your parents have no money when you’re little and you don’t get why, you get salty. :p

This makes me want to buy a PS4 so that I can have this.

This gets a star from me simply for the perfect Over the Top pun. Well done.

He pissed away his NFL career the minute he signed the contract with the Browns.

Admitted Cleveland apologist here, but the Cuyahoga was hardly the only river that caught on fire in the late 60s - it’s just the only one ever talks about. Because Cleveland.

It’s one of those that I went into thinking it was gonna be just another shitty Keanu movies and left delighted because it was so much more entertaining than I ever thought possible, even if I was a puddle in the first part of the movie. That is actually a great cliché flip around - the movie starts with the…

I literally clicked on this post for one reason only - to see if Heat was on it so that I could applaud if it was or chastise if it wasn’t. I’m glad I didn’t need to put on my bitch pants!

I’ve heard Brown described many times in this manner: “What’s the color of shit?” Not un-fitting, given those two.

On the subway platform: homeless man dropped trou, sat on the edge of the bench, took a massive dump on a piece of cardboard beneath him, left the cardboard there. (I will never sit on a bench at the 2nd Ave. F stop again, and am not a huge fan of any benches at all.)

No problem - consider it done. I’ve read here long enough to know at least vaguely who you are. The internet is not, contrary to popular lore, for porn - it’s clearly for trolling.

Was Jose Mesa two years later better or worse for you? That series nearly destroyed me, and I wasn’t even a kid then - I was 24!

Game 1, 2015 NBA finals. Kyrie Irving’s knee. I don’t even like basketball, but I love Cleveland. I grew up in Akron, Ohio. We’ll never win anything. And no, as much as I love Ohio State, it’s not the same.

Your cat’s name is Katamari? That’s the most brilliant thing ever - I love it!

Proud video game spectator wife who loved this game, but way to stereotype what women do and don’t like, dude. :p

He’s still shitty.

And I thought the Browns uniforms were bad!