he had to pay a $1,100 fine for the damage

Damn right; on a plantation, the gates were used to keep the coloreds inside the premises. #Progress

Pennsylvania is just knock-off North Carolina full of wannabe Southerners. 

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.

I would be cynical since it’s something that was posted to his social media to make him look good, but I agree. He appears to be a good dad, who makes time for his kids even though he has a million projects he’s always working on. And he’s a good person, who donates more money than most of us would ever see in 10…

No snark: He seems like a good dad. 

I think there are still many, many priests out there who “Go Rogue” so to speak, and continue to preach as if it were 1957.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

Is that you, Squee?

Hey man, I don’t apologize for rapists, but that’s me. You do you. I mean, Big Ben raped that girl too, you could talk about how you love the Steelers, or how you remember the Cosby show and think that whole thing was overblown.
Rape apologists gonna apologize for rape I guess.

Man who paid people to intentionally injure others has man who got away with rape talk about only caring about oneself in order to be unselfish.

DeGrom must be able to summon storms*.

Eh, my baby was cut out of my abdomen and I wasn’t present. Anesthesia sucks. For like, 12 hours, missing it was The Worst Thing Ever.

good god this is inane. having been present for the births of both of my children, missing them would not have been The Worst Thing Ever, and could be made up easily through the mandatory decades of subsequent parenting.

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

He may be a mercurial wide receiver but this kind of stunt shows he’s more Uranus.

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”