It’s actually more like 10 months from conception to actual baby, so not sure the math/calendar here checks out.

They’re still smarting from Brady taking a knee to end Super Bowl XLIX.

Translation: Seahawks brass didn’t like that the truth leaked, and called another stooge to kick some dirt around the facts.

Very classy moves by the Hurricanes organization. Nice work supporting Bickell on this.

Fucking allergies always act up at the weirdest times.

You should see his attempt to be President.

My favorite Tweet so far...

The gameplay was the biggest part of the charm back then. They didn’t change it and that’s why most Crash fans are happy about this. If you didn’t like it back then, you won’t like it now I’m afraid.

Dammit. Don’t make me like John Tortarella.

Hamilton Nolan on the GOP for the next four years:

I like how this piece goes from smooth, collected annoyance to fuck it fuck this fuck everyone fuck fuck fuck.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Hard to believe people call you a complete shit writer Hamilton

Just so I am clear. You are putting an anonymous Kinja commenter on one side of the scale. You put the President Elect of the United States (the next in line for the most powerful position in the world) on the other side of the scale. You find each one committing the same offense and your conclusion is “oh well, both…

After looking at my phone and realizing we still had an hour and thirty minutes left, I turned to my friend and whispered “we’re getting drinks after this.”

“Just put some ketchup on it.”

And the orchestra. And the (free, world-class) art museum. And the science center. And three major league sports teams (if you count the Browns...which I don’t). And an awesome metroparks system. Cleveland has more to offer than a lot of people realize. Plus, I’ll actually be able to afford to buy a house here. Can’t…

I’m not an alcoholic. It’s just winter in Cleveland.

CALL BERNIE KOSAR A RAVEN AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS

If you’re pro-Henrik, does that mean you are Annti-Raanta or can you be both?