Tough way to find out you’ll be the granddaddy of no one.

Whoa nelly.

That... perhaps unsurprisingly works really well.

Hound owner here (Black and Tan Virginia Foxhound/Beagle rescue). I’m not surprised that an industrious hound did that. However, we just did the training montage from Rocky IV in the backyard. My man is OUT. Our hound is the kind of hound for whom porches were designed.

FILED TO: GOOD GIRL

This article has inspired me...

Dear Blair Walsh,

Thanks for posting this. I needed something goofy and adorable this morning. Yay for doggie cosplays.

or it will die of tuberculosis.

Schottenheimer’s cat: the unknown state of a football cat where not knowing if it was smuggled in or found at Arrowhead forces us to think about it as simultaneously both smuggled in AND found at Arrowhead.

I can has cheezhead

Eh, just skip it and go right to “Revenge of the Sith.”

“Love my company, but rooting for Compaq.” #HPCeo

“Well, she’s got no experience, destroyed the company she ran and got fired because of it, but she rooted for Iowa in the Rose Bowl so I guess I’ll vote for her”

My fav tumblr post speaks truth.

Seriously though, this whole article makes me feel so very, very old. Millenials apparently have never seen the first Star Wars movie or any of the Indiana Jones movies?! Harrison Ford was my very first crush, even before I knew what a “crush” is. I was in love with Han Solo even as a girl of 6 years and used to play…

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…