Wonderful Kinja.

Actually, by definition, natural childbirth is an inherently extrusive process.

What a teaching moment! That kid will ALWAYS remember that night he didn’t get paid for being in a shoe commercial.

It’s gonna be uuuuuuge!

How I picture Ellie and Joanna

Robert obviously confused defense with defenestrate.

It’s Mississippi, they may have miscounted what floor he was on.

Hmmm, who else could this logic be applied to?

It was a joke.

Not only that, but isn’t the entire point of corporate social media accounts to serve as a line of communication between fans/consumers and the companies? So, if the company does bad (as clearly is the case here), then communicating to that company via social media sounds like a completely reasonable course of action…

I feel that Jasons message is an important one. A lot of people, especially here in the US have a “shoot the messenger” mentality. Working in customer service I see this kind of behavior on a daily basis and it really starts to get to you. We are all upset at whats going on at Konami, especially since they have been…

“Do you think those two might be related ma’am?”

“oh, and about 2/3 a loaf of bread...”

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Great, I am sure the Australian media will spin this a different way.

This is my favorite one, mostly because I’m picturing the cop standing on your front porch taking notes about the “burglary.”

Damn, I’m late with this. But I suppose I can still share just how much trouble I got into as a teenager.

As a Giants fan I feel the exact same way as OBJ. They’re both so similar and fun to watch.

I went to bed after the first quarter of Monday’s game. The Browns were trailing 17-3 at the time, so I thought this was over. This was easily the best decision I've made in some time.

It takes the article off the pseudo-acronym or it gets the hose again.