"So, Commissioner Goodell, would you say that this issue entirely boils down to semantics?"

Authorities say the couple was discussing marriage and began arguing over whether she should take his name.

If I were the Bills or Jets, I would want to play in Washington, too. No road team EVER loses there.

I fail to see the difference, aside from Coates explaining away his transgressions with an admittedly well-written personal essay.

You can hear it in his words and see it in his demeanor, can't you? You can imagine how he acted in the aftermath of the sexual assaults. The way he says "If you want to keep your integrity, you won't tell anyone about this." "We thought you were smart enough to just go along with it, to not question me. You have to…

I hope after this clip is widely disseminated, I see no more comments wondering "How did he get away with it?" or "Well why didn't the women just go to the police if they were really raped?"

This Blogger Is The Worst Thing On Gawker

Doctor: Jose, we're rushing you into surgery right now. We can save your finger.

Finally he shoots something else off!

Well, I guess now we'll find out if that human growth hormone really works.

I don't see how this is possible. My understanding was that he had given it to MLB long ago.

The finger then bounced off his head and went over the outfield wall

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

Well at least there's one Eagle who knows how to tip.

This score is cool and good.

Looks like someone's in the doghouse.

Keep trying, folks. You've almost got the Hengjavik.