Congratulations!!

Dude my dads become pretty cool since the divorce. Watching him grow is great. Now he really wants a girlfriend, he’s lonely and wants a companion. You in the market for a 70 year old Robert Redford looking older gentleman?

I’ve gotten pregnant within 3 months both times. After the miscarriage obvs my cycle was weird and yeah it is so hard to stop thinking about it. Esp since EVERYONE at work is pregnant.

Congratulations! That’s so exciting.

I am so glad to hear about your child doing better and I’m sorry you’ve had to go through such an ordeal.

So my dad made new friends after a divorce at 69. He gave me two good tips:

I knew it! I knew he had to own his own spray-tan booth. No way if he went out that wouldn’t get leaked. But I’ve never found any articles about this. I mean the man isn’t covered in Cheeto-dust, he’s tanning somewhere.

Just oh my god. Reading it all in a row is pretty much terrifying.

Well I thought it was just excessive work flirting until yesterday and someone was like “No that shit is happening”. But yeah, people know and I am apparently the last to realize it’s a full fledged affair.

How are they subtle? Just exaggerations?

That is a fascinatingly weird thing to claim. How did she inspire the snowboard? Is she really flat,silently comes up behind you all the time and likes weird hats?

There’s an affair going on at my work, both parties are married and I just want to be like “What’s the game plan here folks!?” Cause it’s gotta end and it never ends pretty. What he leaves his wife for you? Probably not but that’s still messy. You both mutually decide it was fun but it’s done and now you guys are just…

Oh you want some. Start with the show since if you wanna come enjoy the comment section it’ll get you there faster. Plus the production values are great and you can then also have opinions about the actors/actresses.

Me too! In fact I was disappointed that cold hands showed up outta nowhere. I wanted that dragon momen.

For what it’s worth I, me, as not alleging there are “Jewish names”. That is quite literally what they wrote and I was attempting to sorta parrot back their nonsense.

Again I wasn’t asserting it was Jewish just sarcastically restating their argument. I stumbled into this one.

Hmm they seemed pretty sure! I didn’t mean to state Bloom is a Jewish name as a fact but rather sarcastically convey their assertion.

Yeah but Ted Cruz is Hispanic. They had such nice words to call him and Marco Rubio.

His mothers name is Bloom and that’s a Jewish name. The article literally says go look at the Wikipedia page for bloom and all the names (except for Orlando and he’s not American so that doesn’t count) are Jewish so... And then they posted a picture of him and were like, obvs a Jew look at him.

So I was curious how the white nationalist groups were reacting to this so I went to he news site articles kept mentioning “the daily stormer”. Guys, they’re speculating he was actually a Jew and just got confused and ran down the wrong protestors!!! They are saying he came to hurt them but ran into the wrong side.…