I’d have had a conflict and rsvp’d a big fat nope. Seriously. Did you at least have a fun road trip with the friend?

That is bogus. Good riddance! Well I know it’s complicated and you probably have mixed emotions, they are family. But! I’m sorry she was snotty about her gifts, I wonder if it’s not that they stopped talking to you on purpose (for something you did or didn’t do) but rather that they’re just so into themselves and…

If it is a destination wedding I buy a less expensive gift. If I’m paying for an airline ticket, dog walker, hotel and food then guess what: you don’t get a super nice gift because my presence is the gift.

No. I’m not just coming to church and going home. If I come to church for you you best feed me and provide me with alcohol. Fair is fair.

See I have zero problem being an evening guest, in fact I totally prefer it. I get to stay in my jammies longer and dick around all day. I don’t have to come stay through an entire church service (I’m esp. looking at you complete catholic wedding with full mass). Finally, when I do arrive to drink, eat and dance my…

My husband went to school with a Bubba and Cookie named this way.

I don’t know that it’d be that much of a problem proving you are the parent. I didn’t take my husband’s last name but my son has his last name and I have never, ever had a single problem or mention. People assume I’m “Mrs. Smith” and I’ll be like actually it’s “Body” (sometimes, other times I just let it fly). But…

They’ve released a voice recording of her for identification purposes (you can change your look but not your voice). The recording? Her instructing her brother how to sew a confederate flag.

Yup. Reading this I was like “well of course she’s a Tami!”

One in the middle. The one with the scratchy voice and he aversion to shirts.

They are so much fun! It made me realize t wasn’t me, the show was truly rediculous and hard to follow. I love “mauvais phillipe”. I got kinda into black sails and fell off, mainly liked the main dude. He was oddly sexy. Like I couldn’t put my finger on what precisely made him so hot but I wanted to ;)

I tried. I tried so hard with Versailles but after a few episodes even it being pretty couldn’t make me pay attention. You know what I had so much fun with: https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/series/versailles-episode-by-episode I finished the recaps but not the actual show.

We only have joint accounts. We got married young and never had any money but our money :)

And it changed?

Wait was it good?

Well he’s gonna get to it it’s like the dishes: they’re soaking! The chores are all soaking.

God help me I have no idea but I too get that bullshit. Also the “just make me a list” BS. No, I don’t want to do that - more work for me and then when you finish he goes “TADA, done! Now I get special me resting time for being amazing and doing the list, no more stuff all week.” (oh and an attitude while doing the…

This is a lot of great advice. I don’t actually work with her, I met her through work when our agencies worked together (she’s actually not working there any longer).

Yeah when we first moved here I was about to join the Universalist Church out of desperation and we are not churchy people either. My mom kept swearing that you meet people through your kids but I just wave at parents in and out of daycare. I think it was different for her because she didn’t work and we just went to…

ClearBlue. See we found out clue said my ovulation was later than it was so were were boning at the wrong time. We did get pregnant after 3 months in December but it was anembryonic so back on the baby train. Anywho I love when advice is “just do it every other day after your period.” No. We’ve been trying for 6…