What Bach? Bach is my jam. The Gigue from his French Suite was the piece that got me back into playing after a long hiatus. This is going to sound stoney baloney (which I am sadly not) but I love Bach because more than any other composer his music feels innate. Like you can just click with it and get where it’s going…

First off: that was amazing. So that explains who Lil’ Poundcake was. I thought I’d forgotten a reference. Also why did the guy who was her puppeteer look like he was angry/smelling a fart the whole time?

Oh most definitely. Roxxxy is like a 180. She seems to have really grown as a person. I think the difference is that Roxxxy learned how to love herself while Phi Phi is still coming from a place of insecurity. Also I totally agree with you: Roxxxy goes next. Final 3: Alaska, Alyssa, Katya. And at that level don’t…

Hearing it played the way you want to play it and not being able to translate what you hear in your head to your hands? Or just tired of the piece? The former is what would get me. I would hear it, want to play it so bad a certain way and then my hands would just not cooperate and it would frustrate the hell out of…

Go outside and go for some walks. Studies have shown we are more focused and creative walking plus it’s good to get out and move. And while you are walking talk to yourself. Practice the answers to basic questions you are likely to get asked. Pull your shoulders back and run through some answers/statements. I’ve found…

Well you had some. I always enjoyed the hell out of your posts and am so utterly sad and mad at the same time. How dare they? I wish you well and you will be missed.

What is this and please tell me how to learn how to do this!?! This is amazing.

I love this piece. Good for you! There’s such a wonderful sense of accomplishment to play a piece well you’ve been working on. We just moved and I gave up my piano and I am missing it a lot more than I thought I would.

Is it chapped? Have you tried Udderly Smooth Udder Cream? It was originally developed for people who milk cows/cow’s udders and it made my hands fabulously smooth.

And then you finally clean it and guess what, the first parts dirty again. Housework is an unrelenting cycle.

YES! Early enough. Okay I have two things I would really love to talk about with like minded Jezzies.

Oh that’s too funny. May I recommend packnplays? My son slept in one until he was nearly 3 and then up and announced he was ready for his big boy bed. I miss how contained he was. Now I wake up and he’s helpfully made himself breakfast: there’s cereal everywhere. Thank god for dogs!

This is how I remember thinking about sex. My dad fell asleep (always did when babysitting) and a TV movie had sex and it was the first time I saw that sex had motion involved. And I remember being exactly that: mesmerized and horrified! Why do people do this, it looks so undignified (poke poke poke) and yet I felt…

I did and I didn’t. We had a rule: no leaving your room on weekends before 8am. I broke this rule and thought that my parents were awake because I heard noises in their room. I opened the door and I saw them wrestling. At least that’s how I made sense of it. And yet... I left and said nothing. So I knew it wasn’t…

Why not birds studies classes? #misaviary

Saying fuck it to heels has been one of the most liberating things my 5'2" self has ever done. I quit keeping my pants long and wearing huge heels, I just went and got all my pants tailored for me in flats. I love it.

Absolutely negative points taking off your wig. This needs to be an online thing.

Is there such a thing because if so, I’m all over it!

Yeah I loved Adore her season and was so excited to see her back but was really disappointed by her looks and attitude. My working theory is that she has been touring, putting out music etc. and has come to view herself as a certain status/caliber of performer and could not go back into a position where she was being…

You and me both. TeamKatya or TeamAlaska. I live for Katyas interviews. Her commentary is hysterical but Alaska is pretty funny too and has been bringing the runway looks left and right. I was sort of shocked about the Minj but then we will see what that is about. I am also not a real big fan of PhiPhi but without her…