Hmm. Likely it’s more because your a woman and cannot manage your feelings. Maybe you have a wandering uterus? Mine just won’t stay put. But fear not, there’s a pretty effective treatment: vaginal incense. (http://www.wired.com/2014/05/fantas…)

Not a cunt!? Oh whatever will you do? Last week someone implied I had a smelly diseased vagina. I'm shocked that I found a way to keep going. I think Gawkers demise means there will be some trolls looking for a new home under a new bridge.

For us it was a banner year: new hot water heater, new roof, new fence. We bought in October. No vacations.

Yeah but see the twist is Brad and Sophie are 7 figure dreamers. Poor, poor Brad and Sophie. (Well not literally).

Hmm. Interests. Running(ish)? I’ve honestly thought about joining the Unitarian or Quaker church. We’re atheists. But we’d meet other people! Maybe volunteer to help the local democratic party, thankless work in Tennessee no doubt, but a good way to network too. All of these are good ideas. First thing we gotta do is…

This is a solid plan. Go to Alabama, dye your hair teal, fight for social justice and have guilt-free sex with the ex. Do home improvement projects, smoke more weed. That’s the great part about moving back where you know people. We moved away, we know no one except through work and it wouldn’t really be appropriate to…

I just went and ordered a used copy on Amazon. Thanks for the tip!

Ah okay. I was confused. The dripping is the worst. My husband thinks it’s just hysterical and our sheets look gross.

Is that the the thing you insert to catch your period? Do you mean you use it instead of tampons during your period?

It is based on my understanding of your vagina being a delicate ecosystem with a slightly acidic pH (3.5-4.5) that allows beneficial bacteria to grow and keep yeast/other bacteria in check. When your pH is off, it throws the balance off and you can get yeast infections or bacterial vaginosis. Semen is very basic. The…

I’m not quoting scientific studies so much as what happened to me after we increased sex from a few times a week with condoms to every day. I don’t know, apparently it could be because I am dirty and riddled with STD’s. Because yeast infections aren’t just a thing that happens to women.

Did... did you just call me dirty and diseased?

Wait what? This first paragraph describes the last two months with Glow EXACTLY. I’d buy the early detection tests and everything thinking I was late. My old tracker was Clue, which one did you use? Also what is really quickly, I’m curious about how long it takes people when they do start to try.

Hah no on the every day. Seriously it starts to get sore and it messes with your pH (sperm is basic) and then you get itchy vagina. Plus there is such a thing as too much of a good thing and it makes sex into a chore.

So we were trying for two months with no success and now are going to give it a break until I get a bit more established at the job I start at the end of the month. I’d like to enjoy some time at my new job and get into a routine before adding a pregnancy to the mix. The plan now is to wait until like November and…

The worst is when you hear Tim Curry for a hot second and get excited only to go back to “meh”.

I have just discovered BlindGossip like a month ago and it is addicting.

Well then my MBE is already expired. So the whole reciprocity thing was apparently not an issue. Wait then why did it matter if you’d practiced full time for 5 years? You MBE score would have expired.

If you buy the same TP as her then the same brand from the same factory touched both your assholes. You guys are now literally butt buddies.

What!? They wipe their ass with the money that I spend to wipe my ass!? Oh cruel world.