Cottonelle ultra soft. The ridges. I wait until they go on sale and snag two months worth!

I don’t think Bill Clinton raped Monica Lewinsky but I am going to throw some serious side-eye at the whole thing. She was 23 year old intern, he was the 49 year old leader of the free world and her boss. The power dynamic there is not exactly equal.

Because I live in an intensely red state that is going Trump no matter what and I’d really, really like to have more than a two party system in the US so my hope is that by voting for a 3rd party I’ll help get the numbers up so they will seem more viable in the future. If I lived in a swing state still, I’d vote for…

I mean yeah but I suppose I more meant grew up rich, overprivileged and in the LA/entertainment scene. Adjacent is probably a good way to put it.

OH SHIT! The hell they expire!? Oh my god, the studying. The Bar materials. The endless application process. This is giving me the cold sweats just thinking about it. Clean my good friend, clean on. And then drink some.

Over 30! A “couple”, so some of this happened when she was 16 I assume? What the actual fuck is that about?! I mean the Bieber thing: she’s almost 18, he’s 22. That works for me. Especially since they’ve both grown up in the public eye and likely have a lot in common there. Also 18/22 that’s freshman/senior, not…

So it gets worse and then menopause. Yay?

I did for one perfect year. Teaching community college. Freaking fabulous hours, loved what I did, pretty decent pay with a lot of chance for advancement.

Yay! Damn lucky that. I hadn't practiced long enough to qualify. So it's retake it but we're only here for 3 years and I don't have a lead on any legal jobs here. So... For now I'm thinking work nonprofit. And I mean non profit. I am not profiting at all but it qualifies for loan forgiveness so that's nice!

Good luck on the job search btw! I just, just got a job this past Wednesday about two months after we moved for my husband’s career. I left my old job behind that I adored and wasn’t sure what to do here. But then I found a great job doing work that I really care about except it pays shit. Like 3/5ths what I was…

God it’s so true about alcohol. A few beers now and I pass out and wake up with a headache. I was good until this year (33). Also my period is getting worse. Again, thanks body. Aging is fun!

How do you “join” a Twitter group? Do you just join Twitter and then... I'm intimidated already!

Me too. I don't Twitter and the idea of learning a whole new language/platform. Why does shit have to change!?

Does that mean you'd have to take the Alabama Bar? I just moved states and hadn't practice long enough so now I gotta decide if I want to take the Bar here. I don't know. We are only here for 3 years for my husbands residency and we plan to move back to our home state. I have a job here heading up a nonprofit program,…

Did he just put it on the table in the bag? Do you think he meant to get corn chips? But why would they be in the freezer section? This whole story really intrigues me.

Yes! It’s a great way to do BBQ especially since it makes sure everyone got what they wanted. Some did steaks, others chicken, we brought sausages. But I’ve also been to the reverse: they provide burgers and everyone else brings sides. Either way it’s great.

I have always wondered about the context for this ubiquitous gif. It's great! Thanks.

I love calling it “boning”. I think it sorta threw my husband of 10 years for a loop when I started but now he’s pretty blasé about it. But it just tickles me to no end to refer to it as “boning”, “to bone” etc. Otherwise I just say “have sex” because I too can’t really with the “making love” and after 10 years of…

None, nada. He was shot oh no! Now he’s back, don’t talk about it. What happened?! Were there charges, aren’t they looking into who made that call. Why rachel was hiding in the bushes. The whole thing is sloppy. Also they flipped Coleman bad too fast. Your cambodian sex slaves were a lie, it was all a lie! You never…

Wait but why would she get rid of that guy if she was pregnant with his baby that she didn’t want until he wanted one? And she had that fit screaming “I wanted a choice.”