Wait if God is Not Dead originally proved that very notion... why does it need a sequel? Did god get deader? Does god need to be resurrected? Because I’m pretty sure that topic’s been exhaustively covered.

Oh I couldn’t agree more. I don’t walk to my car alone without mace because of feminism and I always, always check under my bed for feminists before going to sleep. You gotta be super careful.

Hopefully whomever did got paid!

Me too. We get to ease into it so that's nice (but the anticipation kind of stresses me out). I already do a lot but the difference in knowing that eventually, another adult will come and I can hand him off and realizing you have to do EVERYTHING... But I mean single parents do it all the time, people like us do it,…

Yeah I figure we can sill text like we do just at night I'll be alone :( Though I honestly see myself going to bed a lot earlier.

What meal plan service? We do some hello fresh/blue apron but not sure if I’ll keep that up after he leaves.

Wait can you tell me about how this is working out for you? My husband and I are going to have to do this for awhile starting in August; he’ll be elsewhere and my son (who’ll be 3) and I will stay here. I am kind of terrified about how to make it work. We will visit often but he’ll be 3 1/2 hours away. I keep telling…

Bob may be only an amateur historian but that is some professional level snark.

that didn't always work for me but it was def my go to. My husband screws all kids on too tight. Plastic ones, water bottles. I inherited one of those kid things from his grandmother and loved it so much I got another one just in case.

I have never even heard of one. Is it like the indian version of a gyro?

Well yes and I knew, even as I typed, I was wrong. Who picks a wrap over bread? Low carbs... Smart but not my go to. I just needed another sand which alternative; shoulda gone with empanadas, turnover or something. Someone far smarter than me down thread pretty much laid out the definitive statement on the subject.

So it's herstorical! That was the first and only time I’ve come across the idea of spelling it different. But now I like thinking of different ways. Whoaman, wombman. hmm maybe whoamyn and wombmyn because I take it the idea is to get rid of the man at the end.

Well it's important you know it's hot. It is one sexy kitchen tool.

Yeah, hence my “meh” about the whole thing.

Oh I get it know. You were being a smart ass and she was very literal about it.

This is the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say about anything ever.

Wait... How did she get back at you? Did she show you the delicious sandwich and then eat it herself?

No what?

No snark, this tool (well not sure this one but functional equivalent) has changed my life. I can now screw and unscrew damn near anything.

I haven’t seen “wimmin” but I’ve met one girl at a party who prefers “womyn”. So maybe that’s this generation’s take?