Do kids still slow dance with hands on shoulder/waists rocking awkwardly back and forth. Also do they still congregate in sex segregated packs eyeing each other nervously?

I got super into PBS Mercy Street lately, good TV watching. If you’re in the mood for something funny, try “Nathan for You” on Hulu. Oh and it’s always a good time to rebinge Miranda and Reno 911 (which is so great now that a lot of the cameos have gotten super famous).

Are they a lot younger than you?

That would throw me off my game big time. What color? I mean I suppose after the recent hair color trends we should have seen this coming?

THANK YOU! I was fixing to IMDb him because I just knew I had seen him before but I could not put my finger on it. Now I need to go on a Miranda binge. That show is so damn funny!

I feel like you're the definitive source for this.

Security theater!

The part about having a cookie when you want a cookie is so true. I’m like you, I’ll say “no cookie, pick something healthy” and then end up eating a bunch of stuff just to buckle and have the cookie anyways an hour later. So screw it, have a ginger snap. I just try and keep reasonable cookies around for just such an…

Kramer came from $? Surely not from Bab’s side. I have always wondered about Kramer. I mean he definitely has schemes out the wazoo but they never really pan out.

Well that’s the price of safety and freedom. If they don’t steal your medication, the terrorist would win.

Damn.

I never put that together. Is that the reason? Holy shit: mind blown.

Well it was the War of Northern Aggression so clearly, the South is the victim and shall rise again. Someday. They’re busy now.

I mean they could make a dent if they’d try but no... they have other things to do! Harrumph.

I can vividly picture exactly what you’re describing.

He might have a secret humiliation fetish. In fact, I could totally see it being a huge turn on to have you talk mad shit while you do it and just straight up laugh.

I don’t know, you’re doing significantly better than I’ve seen him do in quite some time. I think it’s the “dear”.

Hmm. In that case, really taking one for the team. He doesn’t appear to be a gentle or considerate man. One could only hope his braggadocio is compensation for deficits in other areas.

Interesting twist. Would you peg Trump... I mean still no because Cruz but it certainly makes it a different sort of thought experiment IMO.

Yeah I got mad tension headaches. Also for some reason I got over 5 identical responses from you. Weird kinja glitch!