Also, you hope he can bail you out? And... immigrants/minorities are getting a free ride. If it weren’t for racism, it’d be hard to square that circle. True conservatives indeed.

I like okay but I love it for the music.

Condoms absolutely.

It’s weird. I think telling people they look great is always nice. It implies that they look healthy, happy and confident. Saying something about weight, yeah tricky business. And here’s the thing: I liked the attention, I liked people acknowledging I lost weight. It just also made me sorta wonder about what they…

Damn. Why do they always want the difficult ones? Do you think they’re currently polyamorous? I hear all about these relationships on Savage Lovecast but I’ve never met anyone in an open or poly relationship in real life (that I know of). That whole situation makes me so glad I’m not dating: it’s a minefield. And at…

More level headed? You seem so sensible, tell me the tales of the guys you’ve dated then! Pictures (for visual reference) are always appreciated.

Oh, we have a kid. I bet traveling really helps. We went on our first vacation together for a wedding to Mexico and it was like we went back in time.

But were they good steaks? Because if so, I mean he was doing you a favor ;)

No winning advice, I struggle with this too. Reading your post was like “ding, ding ding”. This describes my situation perfectly. I have a 2.5 year old son and a husband who works odd hours.

God, this sounds so shallow, but is he super hot? I’ve always heard/read that MMA really means training across disciplines so its super amazing for a physique. Okay... stupid question aside.

Where to?

I mean Englebert Humperdink, clearly, has too great of a name to overlook. But David Hasselhof has real foreign appeal and should be added to the list. Also, I feel like Lindsey Lohan can be inserted into almost any fact pattern.

There’s nothing you can do. When people decide to do this, they go in 100%. I bet she feels it too but her options are a) deal with it head on b) put her head down and power forward. She will, of course, choose the latter. All you can do is be there for her. I mean, I guess if you meet him again you could have a…

Can you do it online? I have class Monday (because everyone needs to learn about Constitutional Law) and I’ve already decided: online assignment.

Swimming in waterfalls? You win. Not sure what the competition is, but you clearly win!

Yay! We’re 8 years in and it’s weird no? How do you guys keep it fresh?

Ricky Bayless is a prince among men. I will try anything if he’s the author :)

Wait, I didn’t write that. What the actual fuck?

Great romance novels.

You know what you should knit? Flowers. I love to knit but long, involved projects are my downfall. I get bored, I make a mistake and ruin the whole thing. And then I found out about knit flowers and samplers. They give you a chance to learn new skills, they give you a project, they make beautiful hat, scarf, and pin…