AKA: my daily hair care routine.

I have recently discovered kids thrift stores and they are a marvel. That and I just wait for the inevitable sales on Osh Kosh to stock up on tshirts and stuff. Where I don’t scrimp is PJ’s: check out Hanna Andersson. Currently having a big sale but their PJ’s are fabulous quality, so adorable and last FOREVER. My mom…

It’d be better if she were simply topless. I have no problem with little toddlers topless. But this feels like a sleek, sexy body in designer top and not a good look on a toddler.

Hey though, he came in the toilet. I do appreciate that he was at least tidy about it.

I know but doesn’t something look off with his face? Like the author spent so long lovingly tending to the acres of muscles and was like “meh, and a face”.

Kelly, with your extensive background in romance (of the novel kind) I would think you’d have a good touchstone for what she is saying. Basically, she’s she means if you want a man to ravish you 80’s bodice ripper style, you gotta be ultra-feminine and “coy”. A la:

I have always thought that Jane Seymour was/is one of the most gorgeous, entrancing women ever.

Also shut down their internet access! They want to grandstand, they feel all special and righteous and get their jollies off posting stupid videos and pics and basking in the praise of their douchey followers. Limit their access to social media and they will soon be just hungry, bored and reduced to fondling their…

Great article. You know what else is interesting, they are Mormon. Did not know that. I was directed to this article: Explainer: The Bundy Militia’s Particular Brand Of Mormonism and thought it provided some crucial context for this whole thing (also explained the name Ammon and that dude calling himself “Captain…

There was a sweet, sweet older Judge who was GREAT. I mean he was one of the few who was really willing to work with defendants and listen to their stories over just siding with the police. Anywho, he called me “young lady”: “And what does the young lady think about that? Would the young lady like to say anything? ”…

Is he as nice IRL? He just seems so gracious and genuine.

No Hubert was such a solid second. He could have won and I would have been happy. Same with Marcus. And Susar. There was a Susan I liked a lot. Top chef masters season 1 was solid as hell.

Oh we overlap a bit. That age is something special, and the way they use their phones.... I get essays that are basically written via phone so they are like extended text messages.

No he is legit the nicest guy ever. Have you watched his PBS show? I dare you to not root for that man.

I teach community college. My students wear pajamas and overalls that are only bucked with one buckle (granted, only one unforgettable dude). But my dress code is now totally relaxed. What are you teaching?

No. You won’t, you’ve learned to live lean. Make strategic investments in advancing your quality of life. Like Sukatra says: a sofa, new sheets, a new jacket.

Oooh. Do you have a good rec. for storage containers? I’ve been dabbling in bins and baskets but at some point: where do they go? Also that shit is expensive!

Okay me too we are on the same page. Black pants, nice sweater (and I am assuming you are a woman... sir.) Hmm, okay so for men it would be nice khakis or even better in Minnesota winter wool pants. Button up shirt and maybe a sweater. Regardless, you should look for a nice coat which now is the time to buy.…

Oh crap. I’m from NC, so that is a totally different ballgame. I feel your pain. BUT, how professionally? What sort of job is it?

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