So I did some research (on my lunch break, gross) and the science is interesting. Apparently it involves shedding mucas/intestinal lining that curls up and can resemble parasites. So it literally creates these “parasites”.

But now I feel almost compelled to do so. What in the world are people pooping out that they are mistaking for parasites!? And why are they posting poop pictures online, is that part of the “master cleanse”?

BUT all ages can (and damn well should) enjoy Kate McKinnon’s Bieber and HRC impressions -genius!

Hulu. We still watch because it’s easyto watch and funny. Is it groundbreaking? No. But that’s fine, sometimes you want something to put on after the kid goes to bed. What we just discovered on Hulu and binged watched and now eagerly away: Nathan for You. It is so funny and clever.

Sometimes I get just a tad bit anxious that you guys will run out of Trump descriptions as they have fast become my favorite part about any mention of Trump on Gawker. Do you guys just have weekly meetings, get super stoned and brainstorm a bunch to use throughout the week?

Wait WHAT? Is it still there, did she remove it? Are there pictures?

Same. Oh I have an opinion but I’d prefer to just star someone else, enjoy the exchange, and let them deal with all the pissed off replies. Been there, done that.

Tipsy sex is some of the best sex. You feel amorous (horny), uninhibited and ambitious about positions and such. I like stoned sex a lot too. But I agree, straight up drunk sex - nothing to write home about.

Essential Elements. They are always on some sort of sale at CVS (buy one get one half off ) and they run you like $10.50 for a big 3-wick and maybe $8 for a one wick. They last all the way to the end, look pretty nice and smell really good. Scents like Lavendar & Cedarwood, Vanilla & Sandlewood, Aloe & Agave, Jasmine…

Jo Malone is amazing. My current full time scent is Tudor Rose and Amber. I didn’t know she made candles?! How much though.

You just click the empty star. Sometimes kinja goes wonky and (for me at least) if I try just takes me to the top of the page again.

I love Diptyque. I like getting perfume decants to try different scents and wear different scents depending on the season, my mood, the occasion etc. and I always, always get some Diptyque. Now that said, could I justify 65$ for a candle at this point in my life? No ma’am. Voluspa is like the top end of the market for…

They were both wasted, she blacked out?

I had to google it but it holds up. Kris totally seems like a decent mix between Mrs. Bennett AND Lady Catherine de Burgh!

Would that make Kendall Jane? Who’s the Kitty then?

I was always called by my last name so it seems like a good fit. But I have some stellar girl’s names picked out and I’d rather keep them and use my last name as a last name. Middle names seem like throwaways. We got a few good ones on my side (Ranney, Langley) but my husbands family has a lot of german and italian…

Sheesh.

I kept my last name and my son has literally my husband’s exact name (he’s a IV). So I was thinking about using my last name as my next child’s first name but then again, maybe we could just give the next child my last name. This would definitely get so much damn side eye from parents though (mine and his). Until you…

It bothered my husbands family a lot at first too. BUT, overtime they’ve let it go. I think it struck them as a rejection somehow. Now that said, if I had tried to name my son with my last name or a hyphen I think they’d have gotten super upset about it.

Hey now, I thought we were having a civil conversation. I’m not trying to play gotchya. Honestly, check my history. I don’t get in internet fights, I don’t try and troll people.