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I was just skimming (I’m watching RuPaul’s drag race and it’s season 6, best season EVER) until I got to the part about “no toddler waking me up” then I was like WHAT? She’s found the secret.... damnit. The secret to no toddler waking you up is literally no toddler. I too would be thankful for uninterrupted sleep but

This. Thank god my rebellious choices at that age were confined to smoking pot, wearing way to much eyeliner, and (mis)quoting Nietzsche at my mother when asked to go to church. Also hooking up in secret with one of my friends 21 year-old brother because he was super mature and like got me on a level no one else did

Like tell you the weather outside? Lol. “It’s sunny.” “Yes ma’am it is.”

Old people.

I feel like this is somehow related to peak hipster. It’s like the wine version of PBR maybe?

So wait it’s wine for men who don’t want to feel “sissy” drinking some named wine out of stemware? ManCan makes me think of butts.

Thanks. I just realized the divorce happened for you awhile ago when you were young too. My dad was 68 and my mom 63 and I was 30. It’s only been 2 years but I think not living with them and having my own family helped. I appreciate the offer though, it’s so funny the range of interactions I have on gawker. Really

Good lord that’s awful! I’m so glad you caught up with her and I’m so sorry, that sounds really traumatic for you. I hope your moms had a Stella got her groove back transformation since then. Mine was/is the opposite of timid, they used to fight all the time. Yelling, name calling. Now she’s just bitter that her life

Though at least she had him in the car to let loose. Dick move dad would be a good meme.

Tessa Dare is so good. I have reread Goddess of the Hunt so many times! That and two others: “flowers from the storm” by Laura Kinsale and “lord of scoundrels” by Loretta Chase seem to only get better the more times I read them. In fact I think it may be time to revisit Jess and Dain again.

Grace Burrowes. Sometimes I can’t believe she’s just one writer because she’s so prolific but it’s wonderful writing and beautiful love stories about fully developed characters.

“Determined to unravel the puzzle and to penetrate Merin’s protective shell,”

Awesome. The kid in me wishes my parents would get back together BUT they were miserable and it should have ended way earlier.

Yeah he’s most def. self involved. I don’t think he meant to be cruel but it is and was a cruel thing to do. TBH they were profoundly unhappy and since the divorce he has grown a lot and has become a man and a father.

My dad told my mom he wanted a divorce on her way to the airport so she was about to get on a plane and couldn’t talk to him for like 10 hours. (in his words “it was great because it prevented a big fight and meant she’d be gone so I could have the house to myself to pack for a week”) This was after 39 years of

After you’ve banged you gotta at least do it by phone so that they have a chance to hear your voice and talk back.

No. No it’s money. The actual title of the song is Rich $ex. And from what I could understand a lot of it is how they are going to leave on their chains, Rolexes, diamonds etc and have sex on Lear Jets.

The hell did I just watch. I’m trying to get my son to sleep so the sound was way down and the visuals were... Why is a horse in a club?

First line “baby lets go have rich sex.”