What's nice about all of this is you can always rest assured that God never gives you more than you can handle.

John Legend IS great.

I saw this happening to a girl after a Saturday of daytime drinking during the World Cup. She had NO idea where she was... even though she lived in the neighborhood next door and we are all on numbered grid. My husband and I had to get involved when a group of 3 guys were obviously trying to take advantage of her…

Don't I know it. When I walk my two dogs, people coo over the fluffy golden mix then recoil when they see my pit mix. Little do they know that the golden is a real jerk and has required thousands of dollars in training and behaviorists, while my pitty just wants to cuddle and if you so much as look at him sideways, he…

I'd dress up as a puppy if it'd keep me from getting shot but maybe if I just carried a cute puppy that would help. I mean, they don't want to accidentally shoot this while trying to shoot me. Puppies > bullet proof vests.

Only if you are not dressed as a Pitbull. They are the blacks of the dog community. (In that they are racially profiled)

Not gonna lie it was a fucking relief that the one guy to help her was black. But I'm black so I've spent lifetime whispering "please don't be black" whenever someone fucks up.

Nothing is stopping you from running the same experiment gender swapped if you really want to try to say something.

Hard pass on this video. I don't need to watch gross dudes be gross.

They even so boldly go out of their ways to offer her shelter in their home!

Hey, this just proves that chivalry isn't dead! Look at all those guys being so kind by holding a stranger by her waist and guiding her around! How genteel!

Statistics.

It's really impressive/disheartening to see how she, even though "drunk," says she wants one thing, and how many times some of them literally say, "no we're going to go here instead." Boundaries: good guys respect them!

Uh well I guess it's good the criminal justice system doesn't agree with you? Plus I'd like to see you run that by a group of rape victims. I think they would most likely tell you that the reason their rapes occurred is because another individual made the decision to rape. Not bad luck on the part of the rapist.

I loved that video. Any guy who would pop the question without discussing it with her first is a duck and should be shamed. The last guy in particular- was that one even real? "I've been with my girlfriend a couple of months..." No, dude. DO NOT EVEN.

I watched it and laughed really, really hard. Do you know what that means? That means I will be punished by karma when I bare my soul to another person, get shot down spectacularly, and have that moment go viral.

And the first scene in that video is why I never hire Indian mariachi bands.

My name is also Brian... So I'll just pretend you wrote this for me. Thanks

Anna Kendrick has been my number 1 female celebrity crush for like 6 years now