Exactly. I took the timing to mean that she did a kind thing by not exposing a dying woman to the shitty truth. Benicio can eff right off.

Seriously, once the abuse allegations came out, the timing just made perfect sense to me.

“It seems the fact that his mom passed away and she filed for divorce two days later

It does happen often in people with Alzheimer’s.

“the girl”

THIS WOULD BE MY ACTUAL REACTION THO!

Also, burning bush.

I think this is also my boyfriend’s main reason for not wanting kids. I have finally gotten him okay with poop jokes, but I still manage to out-gross him every time. :p

I weighed 10 and a half and I’m fine

Or went to college. I got some puke on me from time to time holding someone’s hair back for them after a particularly festive night.

Right? When my nephew was an infant he managed to get his milk puke straight down my cleavage EVERY TIME. It went a long way to undo the “maybe I should have kids” musing I did when he was at his cutest.

Abdul assures her that it’s fine. “I’ve never had anyone just vomit on me like that before,” she mused.

We made it! Internet high five!

You’re right. Since Moses may have greater risk of developing diabetes we better not give in to calling him cute but instead should remind him of the terrible danger he’s in. Bad baby! While we’re at it let’s shame his mother. Bad mommy, baaaad mommy!

They named him Moses. And suddenly parting the Red Sea has a whole new meaning that I can never bleach from my brain. Especially if she pushed him out.

yes this is me. terrified pregnant lady. and im just gonna say it, that is not a cute baby. it looks like those baby plants in harry potter

WE WILL BE THINKING SPARKLES AROUND YOU!

It’s like the people who get a weird joy out of watching zits get popped.

....Where was your uterus before?

That poor woman’s vagina!