Everyone, for various reasons, needs to watch the latest John Mulaney comedy special on Netflix. His story about meeting Bill Clinton is incredible.

Worst actor and character on the show. Only ever redeemed by Charles’ enthusiasm for everything he does.

I’m surprised Forbes focused so heavily on the career pressure reasoning. I think more probable is the increasingly high cost of raising children and the fact that so many people under the age of 40 have crippling student debt. Aren’t home purchases and car purchases also down among 20 somethings? It seems like their…

I have a companion parrot and I would agree with you 100% percent on the parrots as pets thing. In fact I persuade people not to keep parrots as pets.

That reminds me of the “Jess’s Big Date” video that RocketJump just put out a week or so ago

I had a big fly right into my lower grill one time. It was sitting on the freeway in the early am and flew in the same direction I was traveling, unlike his friends that flew left or right. I was doing 80 mph and his little wings were not. He sucked right into the lower grill and feathers flew everywhere. Luckily it…

Holy crap you have just described my worst nightmare. Are you still in therapy?

Similar, but it was the passenger side, penetrated the windshield and bounced off the metal defroster vent and them over the car, and it was a flying truck muffler and not a bird...

I have a bird phobia, so you lived my nightmare.

Dude!

This should be #COTD, just so anyone who failed to read the comments section gets the mental picture of you ripping a seagull in half.

My mother was hit by a group of doves. They hit the front grill, not the windshield and some got stuck there.

Mummy! Ha. Yes.

NO NO NO NONONONONO NO NO NOOOO

SAME HERE.
It was just sheer dumb luck that the pigeon dove a little lower and hit the front grill. Feathers everywhere. I was just glad he didn’t hit my windsheild, like what happened here.
Is this a thing? Do we just not know it’s a thing?

“tore its body in half”

I was screaming in my head reading this.

oh my god I am laughing so hard but I think it might be one of those really odd reactions to being terrified

But how did the date go?

JFC.