I’m 31, almost 32, and I’m an undergrad community college transfer about to transfer to a university, and it kind of depresses me when i’m on campus looking at 20 year olds looking carefree and at the prime of their life. I often get the “Wait, you’re over 30 and starting college NOW?? What the fuck is wrong with…

I believe that. I had a TERRIBLE co-worker named Tilly once. Tilly is a doomed name.

I’m a full time student going through a super difficult semester, so when I’m actually caught up on everything or when I have a small break, I will binge watch like no one has ever done before. The whole week of Thanksgiving break I got completely caught up on Fargo and I have no regrets. My brain kind of felt mushy…

I have no idea. They started the grey thing when someone kept posting porn GIFs, but that was a long time ago.

That makes sense since it was the worst film of the entire series.

Holy jeez, up until I saw your comment I thought that it said “Ryan Gosling is a huge Guy Fieri fan” which just goes to show how much my brain refuses to acknowledge that Ryan Phillippe is still relevant and existing.

Starring because what a terrible mom but also because I, too, and probably grey forever.

I remember very vividly swimming in our pool when I was 13, I had put on so much weight from having an awkward growth spurt at that point and I was at my most weirdest looking. I was 13. I was clinically depressed and suicidal. It was not a fun time for me.

tbh i really want some pancakes now

For real. I could eat many waffles though.

All you can eat pancakes sounds terrible. How many pancakes can one person eat in a sitting?!

I’m very tempted to try this, but i’m also terrified of taking drugs (that’s another, long story). I’ve been sex-driven for most of my life so sex problems cropping up now is really bumming me out.

TOAST TO THAT

Seriously. I play Mario Kart and some other Nintendo games. I used to play King of Fighters and i’m pretty good at Galaga, I will admit. But I often meet a lot of dudes where gaming is their whole entire life, and it’s their only interest and most of the time, 9 out of 10, those dudes are just the biggest piles of…

An actual conversation i’ve had with a gamer dude:

There was a point in my life where I was completely homeless, living on the street, and doing things I wasn’t very proud of. It took a long time to re-build my life once I gradually got off the street and out of shelters, get counseling to deal with the anxiety, trauma, stress, and depression that came with that…

Because people think he’s a legitimate genius musician and some kind of oracle sent to us from the universe.

I hate all seasons. I wish I was dead.

Dear Fred Armisen,

Seriously. It’s been hard to look at the news and listen to idiot fundies talk about what’s happening to Planned Parenthood and say, “We’ve won! That’ll stop Planned Parenthood from murdering babies and selling their organs for profit $$$” and it just makes me want to go into my apartment and never leave the house or…