Omg, I am usually on top of most spelling misconceptions, but I think I may have stepped in this one a few times.

Alright...I was like “what are you all talking about? she’s fine!” until I saw this. Okay, I get it. Maybe Fallon could apologize by bringing the people who really invented each dance to be on the show?

I’m a first year teacher and more and more, reminding them to consider how the other person feels is my go-to. I’m starting to think that’s a really good thing.

I think you should consider the possibility that she didn’t realize it was toxic. Could’ve confused it for another hair product or confused it for a much less toxic glue. People are so quick to bash her. Yes, it was obviously foolish but she is suffering a horrible consequence. I hope she finds a good medical solution…

What amazes me is when people like you double down on your ignorance, after half a dozen or so people attempt to help you be better informed.

How the fuck was she supposed to know that the coffee she was given was 30 degrees hotter than coffee is normally served? Why did McDonald’s keep serving 190 degree coffee when…

Dude...please reconsider your position on this. Think of how many students in Southern Nevada are having trouble getting by. This fund will help them, in a way that is meaningful to him, his family, and those whose lives he touched during his run on Jeopardy. They are not being greedy, as you guessed, they are being…

Dude, the reason people are ‘nosy’ is that you’ve interrupted a perfectly fine comment thread with your ugly tantrum. You are not in private. And I empathize for anybody who is ever in private with you. Take a moment and reflect.

You forgot to mention what the fuck a bidet attachment does.

On re-reading it sounds like a bidet that you attach to your toilet. On first read it sounded like something you attach to the bidet that you have. 

You forgot to mention what the fuck a bidet attachment does.

On re-reading it sounds like a bidet that you attach to…

How did it go?

I picked up the waterpik portable for only $20 at Bed Bath and Beyond last week and is still only $26 there. I gotta admit it felt good to buy something online somewhere other than Amazon, which seems too powerful for our country’s well-being.

It does the job! The reservoir is a bit limited—I can quickly get about one…

I picked up the waterpik portable for only $20 at Bed Bath and Beyond last week and is still only $26 there. I gotta…

The Dyson ball is a piece of garbage. I bought one in that same color scheme recently and it spontaneously cuts off and won’t turn on again. Avoid.

The Dyson ball is a piece of garbage. I bought one in that same color scheme recently and it spontaneously cuts off…

Dead people are cold. I rest my case.

Dead people are cold. I rest my case.

I noticed that too but...the only reason not to move would be if he knew exactly where it would land. 

HE’S A DEAD MAN.

YOU CLEARLY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LINGUISTICS. INVENTORS DON’T OWN PRONUNCIATION RIGHTS.

IT HAS ORIGINS IN THE WORD GRAPH. HOW DO YOU SAY GRAPH MOTHERFUCKER??

NOT IN GOOD FUN

THE CREATOR IS WRONG

how do YOU pronounce GIFT????
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It takes a very long time for this plastic to decompose. To regrow 3 cups of food does not take very long by comparison. There are many ways to store food and use it in a timely manner that do not require producing more plastic. Purchasing plastic Tupperware is not any better it just doesn’t happen to be the focus of…