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I have a feeling I will not like this bug.

Fuck you guys are making me think they just recently did this lead thing to make those idiots buy their stupid crap all over again. Fuck this shithole of an economic system. 

So did Stanley say why the fuck they chose lead for this? Was the price of cadmium too high?

You can use the voice command to operate the heater controls (at least in my Tesla model.)

I agree in principle, but actually driving my 2023 Tesla 3, it usually isn’t an issue. Many of the touch screen controls you can actually do with a voice command button on the steering wheel which is tactile. And the large touchscreen navigation map is faaar better than my phone’s Google maps app, which had nearly…

Why are you saying sorry? Nobody asked you to buy a new appliance.

You’re right! This is why I never try to do anything fun. Been burned far too many times. Luckily I know better than that now.

I looked this up and...it does not sound like something that would inspire pleasant memories. According to what I googled, it’s mostly just in Canada and the flavors are orange and licorice. 

As a child of the 70s, my recollection is that vanilla choc chip predated mint cc, cookies n cream and cc cookie dough, all of which combined to make it irrelevant.

That’s great that you’re completely immune. Hey everybody else, you get completely immune too. Okay great, problem solved.

Probably nobody will see this, but if you do, give a vegan homemade fastfood breakfast biscuit a try.

:: Impossible or beyond sausage patty
:: Violife or Follow Your Heart cheddar cheese slice
:: Just egg (use a good non-stick frying pan)
:: Trader Joe’s or Pillsbury poppin fresh biscuits

Sub a more homemade version of any…

I find that Starbucks often doesn’t microwave my orders properly.

I would like to try that biscuit.

Biscuitville is dreamville for this Californian.

This was the first one I ever had, when I was approximately 10, and I’ve been addicted to breakfast sandwiches ever since. I now make vegan ones at home and they are so, so, so fucking good. 

Yeah I have never been able to stop at one when it’s a good fast food breakfast sandwich. The place I crave the most, probably because I can’t get it where I live, and their prices are insanely cheap compared to where I live, is Biscuitville, where I got four biscuit sandwiches for like a dollar each for a road trip a…

Both are incredibly delicious for breakfast sandwiches if deployed properly.

I love when I’m using the self-checkout at Safeway, it gives me the wrong price because of their confusing and deceptive ‘sales’, I send the only employee in the area across the whole store to confirm the price and I end up not even buying the item because it’s actually a bad deal. 

It’s like the bonus multiplier of…

The sad part is I now fear for the lives of the students at Moscow Polytechnic University.

In fact, given it’s look of sheer terror, I also fear for the life of that car. Maybe it’s a thinly veiled message from the students.