The cut-for-time sketch might have been the funniest part of the show. A shame it didn’t air:

Because of the motherfucking raisins, of course.

“Americans’ purchasing habits demonstrate that we prefer the simpler stuff most of the time”

I think it’s just as simple as chocolate chip is similar enough to a lot of other flavors that are more beloved. Like Cookies & Cream and Cookie Dough Ice cream also have the same “Vanilla + Chocolate” thing going on and have better flavor. If the texture of chocolate chip shards is what you’re after, many people…

It feels like if you were looking at Chocolate chip ice cream on Amazon you would have one of those boxes that says “This product has been updated with a new version” with a link to Cookies and Cream.

Who needs chocolate chip when chocolate chip cookie dough exists?

Biscuitville is heavenly. Have to go there at least once every time I’m in NC.

The only reason I got o Burger King (or Dunkin) for breakfast is the option to have a breakfast sandwich with a croissant. Wouldn’t want it every time, but if I’m only getting fast food breakfast like twice a year, gimme the croissanwich!

And once you go on an amphetamine fueled melt down, I will get $75M to make a show about you making a show about a show

On the upside, Netflix gave me $62M to make a show about this show.

If I have 30 items and you come up behind me in a checkout line with 2 items, I’ll definitely offer to let you go ahead of me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

love sarah sherman i will be watching.

My husband and I watched the Pee-Wee’s Playhouse with our toddler son back in the late 80's. It’s the only show we could both sit through and enjoy with him.  I remember Laurence Fishburn as Cowboy Curis and Phil Hartman as Captain Carl and Miss Yvonne too. Clocky, Chairy and the Genie. Lots of fun memories we share…

Well shit, RIP sir

Au Revoir Pee-Wee 

Perhaps, but that is driven more by family dynamics than anything specific to motorsports. In the forms of motorsports that have produced the most female competitors, funding is all that matters. No team owner is turning down a funded driver.

Well it certainly beats listening to you

I’m totally okay dismissing women using some pretty classic sexism around sports.

Being successful at a sport does not qualify you to talk about larger issues in that sport. Athletic ability does not equate to the cognitive ability to understand ideas and concepts. Sure, she has personal experience for what it took for her to get there, but “the sport is masculine” and “not normal of a feminine…

Kevin Durant should transition and join the Lynx.