Its the old-timey charm of the tumblers. If they get the lead out, it just wont be fun. Look what happened to Beanie baby dolls when they stopped using mercury inside.  No one buys them anymore.

Because the people who buy multiple $50 mugs “to accessorize my outfit to the colors” are idiots who will gleefully drop their money for “safe, lead-free” versions of their dumb cup without thinking. As long as fools on TikTok keep peddling a trucker mug, fools at home will buy them.

Because customers are asking for it?

the lead isnt necessary. many other companies have similar designs without needing lead. 

I realise it’s not an option for apartment dwellers and people cursed with eternal rain, but nobody’s mentioned the most ecologically responsible dryer - a damn washing line. How much needless CO2 emission is caused by the HOAs that ban them?

The cut-for-time sketch might have been the funniest part of the show. A shame it didn’t air:

Because of the motherfucking raisins, of course.

“Americans’ purchasing habits demonstrate that we prefer the simpler stuff most of the time”

I think it’s just as simple as chocolate chip is similar enough to a lot of other flavors that are more beloved. Like Cookies & Cream and Cookie Dough Ice cream also have the same “Vanilla + Chocolate” thing going on and have better flavor. If the texture of chocolate chip shards is what you’re after, many people…

It feels like if you were looking at Chocolate chip ice cream on Amazon you would have one of those boxes that says “This product has been updated with a new version” with a link to Cookies and Cream.

Who needs chocolate chip when chocolate chip cookie dough exists?

This is always the case with these dipshits. The government is simultaneously a bunch of incompetent, bumbling fools who can’t accomplish anything AND a menacing, all-seeing eye with power to control every aspect of your life.

Biscuitville is heavenly. Have to go there at least once every time I’m in NC.

The only reason I got o Burger King (or Dunkin) for breakfast is the option to have a breakfast sandwich with a croissant. Wouldn’t want it every time, but if I’m only getting fast food breakfast like twice a year, gimme the croissanwich!

And once you go on an amphetamine fueled melt down, I will get $75M to make a show about you making a show about a show

On the upside, Netflix gave me $62M to make a show about this show.

I wish he would turn into Howard Hughes in his 5o’s, and just cut himself off from all human contact until he dies.

If I have 30 items and you come up behind me in a checkout line with 2 items, I’ll definitely offer to let you go ahead of me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

love sarah sherman i will be watching.

I’ve always wanted to eat one, and sort of assumed it would taste like lobster and be delicious. After watching the person at the start of the video show the isopod to people and watching its legs and mouth move I feel bad for it and wish they’d put it back in it’s habitat. It makes me want to be a vegetarian.