Is this Eboneics?

OkStupid.

A woman is a diva. A man is a divo.

Cerise, cerise, the magical fruit...

You’re sharting, not farting.

She’ll have to register to vote for Kanye.

“Life is like a roll of toilet paper. You don’t know how fast it’s going ‘til you get to the end.” -My dad (RIP, Pops. You were right, as usual!)

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

His timing makes me think he also hates his sister/family.

Someone should start a Go Fuck Yourself account for Miss Amber and donate 100% of the proceeds to the victims.

I just love to com on feminist site and see women use the same cliche dude bro excuse men use for cheating. You have all internalized misogyny so much that it’s not even funny. You are all pathetic. The dude is a shitty dad because he is a shitty dad. He doesnt need Kourtney to baby him so he can take good care of…

Because she's a poser.

And yoga people are such precious little snowflakes.

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Maybe a dingo ate your baby.

Forever 26 is better than forever 21.

Me too! My daughter just turned eight and I explained it and she said, “Oh, okay. Can I have some ice cream?” And all was well in the world bc ice cream.

I wonder if he sees the hidden cock in the peacock?

That don’t call them donor cycles for nothing.

Or maybe he has to stop and take a barf.