Yeah, he might end up with a Prince Albert.
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Thumb dick.
Well then. Time to start over:
That sounds more like secreting a wife...
He looks exhausted.
Maybe there’s a speech impediment involved?
Way to back track, Palin.
That is a picture of something I desperately wish I was eating.
Pics of everything or it didn’t happen.
You should be having Pigs in a Blanket. No pesky eggs and SAUSAGE + SYRUP.
He’s got a bad case of Crisco Face.
Oh, come one. Live a little!
How are the boobs this fine Sunday?
He needs to brush his tongue.
He’s got the bear necessities for summer, the simple bear necessities:
Ooof. You’re right.
Yes, and she probably doesn’t know what the Law of Gravity is. But she will, sooner rather than later. Poor, poor Courtney Stodden.
Poor Courtney Stodden, to bring it full-circle.
Does Botox count. I had it eight looooooong years ago for the 11s between my eyes. Would do that for the rest of my natural life, if I could afford it. But I don’t think Botox is considered plastic surgery.
DO NOT MESS WITH THEM. THEY ARE PERFECT.