Not unlike a koala infestation.

It’s like flip turns on dry land! I should have just done this for an hour and a half that one time I forgot to pack my swimsuit for swim team practice.

Bring back Burning Love!

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

The writer’s room scenes were always my favorite part of the show.

Money can’t buy you class. Hopefully it can take care of bail and legal fees.

Yeah, at first I wrote her off as yet another pop star trying to be as big as Britney or Christina (back in the day), but then I saw Saved! and decided she was alright. Plus, she’s apologized for singing “Candy” on multiple occasions. :P

I may be the only one, but I liked Jimmy Fallon for the first couple of years when he did Late Night. It was still probably 90% because of The Roots but he did some good musical stuff and Head Swap made me laugh. And Jersey Floor. Never forget Jersey Floor. I wonder if he just seemed fun compared to Leno back then.…

Seasons 2 and 3 of RHONY are perfect and the only ones I’ve ever cared to rewatch.

My theory is that they just like saying her name. It’s a cool name!

Well, I’ve gotten valid psychological advice from ANTM.

But I’m kind of happy that “The Christmas Shoes” exists because Patton Oswalt’s takedown of it exists.

Now I want for Janice to be a political spokeswoman. “You know, it’s like the President is trying his best, for sure, really!

If there’s one Muppet that wants to #MAGA, it’s this guy.

Don’t drag Janice into this mess! She’s awesome.

It would be like this except not funny:

I still miss Cabot. Such a frosty badass.

I justify my cheese-based lifestyle by saying I’m fighting off early osteoporosis. Because dairy is a source of calcium? Right. Yes.

Should I eat a little bit of cheese every day? I don’t know.