The back of Derek from second grade’s mom’s station wagon was *the* coveted seating arrangement during all class field trips.

Build that wall! Those bologna tubes were going to take our jobs!

Tiffany Haddish and Barbra? That’s a girl gang I desperately want to join.

Oh man, I haven’t found anything else with Fran Drescher to be remotely entertaining but she is perfect in This Is Spinal Tap. Her matter-of-factly/angrily explaining why the album cover for “Smell the Glove” is sexist and stupid is so great.

“Humbled and blessed”? You didn’t win an Oscar, bro.

It makes The Good Place even gooder.

HA! Before I read your entire comment, I thought “Maybe we can consult a German dictionary.”

What about thumbs? They’re naturally opposable.

I go through a regular loop of angry-sad-embarrassed. Maybe once a month I’m able to actually laugh at how ridiculously terrible everything is. I cherish those few and far between moments.

Of course it was impossible for that orange bozo to shut up and respect the honorees by actually making it about them.

I’ll see your gif and raise you a video.

She is amazing in a late-series episode of Frasier as a horny children’s entertainer (it sounds much more inappropriate than it actually is).

Also my cat would have knocked something off the edge of the earth if that was possible.

YAAAASSSSSSSS.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word, acturally.

Watch The Station Agent to fall in love with him again (you’ll fall in love with Peter Dinklage and Patricia Clarkson, too–enjoy the lovefest).

I’ve never watched The Chew but Carla was a gosh darn joy on Top Chef.

It can teach kids to count!

Is Mo Collins yelling about La Croix? If so: sold.