I so wish I could find a clip from VH1's ye olde Best Week Ever wherein Rob Huebel pretended to the 18th (or whatever) Duggar child: “Jabber Jay Jay! But you can call me Jabber Jay!” Them “J” names.

Ugh. Everyone involved in this administration.

“If you want a hearing, you better shut up.”

I knew he reminded me of someone. Quick, someone notify the FBI and ask to be connected to the X-Files division.

My mom also had trouble with reestablishing her finances after she divorced my dad (not abusive, but had been terrible with money). She appealed to a woman at a local credit union and was able to open an account there. That woman was and continues to be awesome and my mom restored her credit.

I remember a few small moments in the Schur universes that highlight the good heartedness of his characters. One is in the Freddy Spaghetti episode of Parks and Rec. Tom brought Lucy to volunteer at the concert. Leslie tells her she’s so glad she’s there and Lucy says “Thanks! It’s going to be fun.” In the episode of…

Is it weird that I think of Isabella Rossellini whenever I pass an Arby’s?

I used to watch Secret Between Friends: A Moment of Truth Movie all the time. That and Death of a Cheerleader and Fifteen and Pregnant.

The Oompa Loompas would like to distance themselves from the larger orange man whose hands are inexplicably the same size as the smaller men. 

I’ve always wanted him to get impeached but now I want the Oompa Loompas to sing about it and drag him away if it happens.

Okay but I really want to be comfortable with my sorority rush consultant consultant to make sure my sorority rush consultant is a good fit so I can find the right sorority for me. Do you have any recommendations for sorority consultant consultant consultants?

My freshman year dorm hall became so tight so fast, no one bothered with the Greek system. We decided we were our own co-ed frarority and stuck a paddle with the building’s name on it in the common room. However, no one ever opened the front door to be greeted with all of us scream-chanting and clapping. Yikes, with…

I don’t know why I remember this or even read it in the first place, but there was some silly interview with Josh Duhamel in a magazine where they asked who his celebrity crush was and even though he was in a relationship with someone else at the time, he named Fergie. I always wondered if she had read or been told…

I’m sure those photos were meant to be sexy but I can’t stop laughing at them.

There’s a movie called Catch and Release which is totally meh but I’ve watched it five or six times because of Timothy Olyphant’s face.

I wish one of the Trump kids was the Ron Reagan type (for clarity’s sake, I’m referring to Ronald Reagan’s very liberal son).

I’m already excited for the chorus boy who gets a moment to shine as Glenn Coco.

“Are you spinning a basketball?”