Cute kid enjoys cereal on TV—-EVERYBODY PANIC THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

"It's hardcore soothing."

Crush is Ari Sharpiro, obviously.

Surely, it will go something like this.

You can sort of see Bret's sugar lumps.

This is an excellent reminder to take a moment to enjoy Carmen Miranda.

STROLLERS OR BABY BJORNS? THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING.

John Turturro, noooooooooooo. Get thee back to the nearest Coen Brothers movie.

That last moment in the trailer gave me chills.

I still don't know why I clicked on the link to the E! article about the Bachelor wedding but HAAAAAAAAAAA the comments. Some folks are very invested in the relationship and very against anyone who didn't get the concept of "grown sexy!"

Ugh, Upworthy. I do highly recommend Upworthy: Springfield if you're a Simpsons fan.

The first time I saw it, I literally laughed the entire time. The Room causes moderate to severe stomach pain.

I'm going to go with "It seems to me like you're the EXPERT, Mark!"

My bunny won't even look at me.

I'm an 89 year old trapped in the body of a 29 year old when it comes to musical taste. However...I totally dug this. It sounds like Teena Marie! I'm going to listen to it a second time in a row and there will be chair dancing.

I think pie is extra great because there's no way it can resemble Justin Bieber.

So it's a real thing—-I did not know that!

Okay, Leslie Knope. Calm down over there!

What a conundrum.