The words "Uncle Sugar" coming out of his mouth grosses me out so much, I may never have sex again. Mission accomplished?

I think the whole look is cute.

I grew up the same way thanks to Uncles Tom and John. I remember kids on the playground in 5th grade saying "That's so gay" and I was like "No it isn't. Do you know what 'gay' means? I think you mixed up your words. Let me explain..."

When I heard he was cast I like "Zuh?" But he was great! Good work, Diceman.

I love that it's a swashbuckler for no reason.

I'm so happy, I could cry!

Will you be making fondue with cheddar?

That year was the best Sketchfest ever.

I got to see a live "radio play" version of the movie a few years ago. He was one of two actors who actually came in costume. He humped a mini fridge on stage. It was the best day of my life.

This is insane and I want more of it.

I got into Celia Cruz a few years ago and mentioned to my mom that I wished I had discovered her music earlier. She said "You loved her on Sesame Street." Holy crap, I did! She taught me how to count to ten in Spanish! So that was fun.

I don't watch New Girl but I am looking forward to the PRINCE SHOOOOOOOOOW.

I've been saying from the first episode, it's Barney Miller meets Parks and Rec. Excellent combination.

I'm surprised at how quickly I got sucked into a new show. It's most enjoyable.

I cry about the loss of Happy Endings all the time.

I'm pretty sure Blinded by Science is on your side and was just expressing how insanely rampant this issue is.

Word. I love the colors and the neckline but the sleeves ruin it.

Didn't she do some stand up in her younger years? Obviously she's a great writer and actor but that particular background might contribute to how freaking awesome she is at speech giving.

Holy crap. How did you swing that? You must have had the best wedding ever!