And that was the one time I really liked Bethany for being so utterly baffled by that exchange.

I was here, and the energy reached all the way up to the trees where my friends and I were sitting. I was breathless just watching her go. I have no idea how she does it. We were basically slack jawed, like "WTF is even happening here?" So amazing.

Fine leather goods!

Loooooooove her. If you get a chance to see her and the Dap Kings live, run, don't walk. And then dance all night.

When the recent news started breaking about Nigella Lawson, I mentally cast Jeanne Tripplehorn in the role in an inevitable Lifetime Original Movie.

Bleu cheese is acceptable in salads and on burgers. I totally eat Cambazola and Montbriac on crackers. I feel the need to be honest and bring this up now because I want this relationship to work.

I accept your proposal. I'll order our cake which is actually three tiers of brie wheels.

I just pinot we'd get along.

Plus, most connoisseurs will tell you that it's better to read the label. Knowing the vintage, grape(s), and where it comes from is important when evaluating the wine. Blind tasting is a good parlor trick but that's pretty much it.

Sure! Come on over. Bring cheese and crackers.

I'm proud to say I practice diversity in my winoism. I mean that Sancerrely.

Sure, it's different, but it's also the most striking and beautiful (to me).

I mean, it's like stop being blind, blind people!

Farrah Abraham's fake boyfriend's real girlfriend thought it was "cute" when he decided not to go through with the charade on Couples Therapy. The bar for "cute" has never, ever been lower. Ever.

Holy crap. That sounds dire.

Madonna's just not a regular mom.

Those were the only two links I clicked on. I would like to go to a party with the Nygong'os, Meryl Streep, and Margo Martindale, please. So many group selfies will be taken.

My friends and I finally buckled down and watched it a couple of months ago. We're working "I did naht," "Oh hai ____," and "Don't even ask!" into most of our everyday conversations.

Whenever I hear a crazy baby name, I think of Cerie on 30 Rock who said "We both want to have babies while it's still cool. I already have all the names picked out. If it's a girl. Bookcase, or Sandstorm, or maybe Hat, but that's more of a boys name."