Line of the episode - ‘four for dinner’

What I hear you saying is we can finally get rid of southern Illinois, but it would mean giving two Senate seats directly to the rednecks.

I don’t see the problem. It’s a well-known fact that House Velaryon rides to war on battle eels.

You know, I honestly did forget that. In my defense, with the time skip and new actors (both of whom look pretty different from their younger counterparts), it’s a little tough to keep track. Still, you’re probably right, I’m sure that offense takes priority.
But boy have I got “Aegon” my face! *rim shot*

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

We’re here for snark - not self reflection. How dare you!

“Oh, I’m having a lovely time. Yes, I thought the toast by the Tully side of the family was so nice. I’m sorry, I’m not sure we’ve met. My name is . . . uh . . . um . . . Mike.”

There is a historical precedent for this. In High School did you never study the tale of the great warrior Leroy Jenkins? 

Giddy up!

Can we talk about how solid Rhys Ifans has been? It took me almost the full first episode to realize this was Spike from Knotting Hill.

Yep, came here to say I’m not going to be taking any life tips from the lady with her eyeliner on upside-down.

Faster, Pennyworth! Butle! Butle!

Mother fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...

Your relationship is built on lies, but a good blanket is hard to find. I’ll allow it.

Near the end of Everybody Hurts, as the sun breaks through the clouds.

I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world.  People who don’t need to be told this, and people who won’t believe you.

Whoever thought of Kristen Kish as a co-host needs to be given a raise. She’s got serious chef chops, and exudes charm.

“Oh, yeah, the guy in the $800 suit is telling you you’re the asshole!” 

I would lose a lot of respect for an escort who changed careers to become a Republican congressperson 

Oh really? How about I take you on a Jägermeister and Ouzo bender.