Dish, motherfucker.

ah fuck he WOULD be Boq, wouldn’t he

I didn’t get past the 6-years-old in a Pointe class and being expected to have toe shoes already. That should never be a first class. You need years of ballet training before starting Pointe, and you should only start Pointe class after your feet are fully grown, otherwise you can do permanent damage...so good you got…

Egg with ham is absolutely superior.  Bacon on a sandwich is always a craps shoot and almost never the right texture, plus having that fat in the sandwich does it no favors.  Bacon on the side, ham in the sam is the way to go.

So we’re not going to question what exactly is “spermindine”, huh? Just going to toss “spermindine” out there and then just move on without any further explanation? I’m going to have to look it up myself, aren’t I? Okay fine then.

Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. 

All I’m saying is, do a 60’s style Batman, 12 episodes on HBO Max, Nathan Fillion is Batman, and watch 80% of Hollywood crawl over each other to play the villains.

Fine. But can we at least admit that Putin is a fugly slut and every time I see his face it makes me want to wretch. 🤮

This guy doesn’t buy heroin. He buys poppies and makes it himself at home. It’s cheaper and he’s learning a life skill 

All Robin, no Hood.

The cops didn’t catch Rue.

Can we please retire “whip-smart”?  As far as I can tell it just means “smart, yet somehow also female.”  

What a terrible day to be able to read

“Heeeeeey how you doin’ ..maam” ?

Just know that you’re not alone and support is there, whatever path you choose to change your life.

Neuro-plasticity ftw! 

Thank you so much for writing this- I am 4 years and 1 month sober, and this whole time, through zoom AA meetings, and made and broken meetings in person with my sponser when we realize its either too cold or too COVID-y to meet up, I’ve been thankful I wasn’t just getting sober during the pandemic. Could you imagine,…

This was really helpful for me to read today. I relate to a lot of your internal experience and ways of seeing yourself and use alcohol and marijuana to numb and disassociate from my emotions every day. I want to stop, but have so much fear about facing the person I am without those crutches, crutches that cripple me…

There’s still time!!!

The real Chevy Chase was the co-stars we pissed off along the way.