Faster, Pennyworth! Butle! Butle!
Faster, Pennyworth! Butle! Butle!
Mother fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...
Your relationship is built on lies, but a good blanket is hard to find. I’ll allow it.
Near the end of Everybody Hurts, as the sun breaks through the clouds. Read more
I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world. People who don’t need to be told this, and people who won’t believe you.
Whoever thought of Kristen Kish as a co-host needs to be given a raise. She’s got serious chef chops, and exudes charm.
“Oh, yeah, the guy in the $800 suit is telling you you’re the asshole!”
I would lose a lot of respect for an escort who changed careers to become a Republican congressperson
So we’re all kids at....liver (?)
Oh really? How about I take you on a Jägermeister and Ouzo bender.
Dish, motherfucker.
ah fuck he WOULD be Boq, wouldn’t he
I didn’t get past the 6-years-old in a Pointe class and being expected to have toe shoes already. That should never be a first class. You need years of ballet training before starting Pointe, and you should only start Pointe class after your feet are fully grown, otherwise you can do permanent damage...so good you got… Read more
Egg with ham is absolutely superior. Bacon on a sandwich is always a craps shoot and almost never the right texture, plus having that fat in the sandwich does it no favors. Bacon on the side, ham in the sam is the way to go.
So we’re not going to question what exactly is “spermindine”, huh? Just going to toss “spermindine” out there and then just move on without any further explanation? I’m going to have to look it up myself, aren’t I? Okay fine then.
Sounds like something a giant spider planning to drop down from the sky this summer would say. Read more
All I’m saying is, do a 60’s style Batman, 12 episodes on HBO Max, Nathan Fillion is Batman, and watch 80% of Hollywood crawl over each other to play the villains. Read more
All Robin, no Hood.
Can we please retire “whip-smart”? As far as I can tell it just means “smart, yet somehow also female.”