Why does Vhagar, the largest dragon, not simply eat the other dragons?

Just like my testicles!

This is a better joke than when he got shot and I said, “Danish just became doughnut.” 

Now Dave Foley is one of the Kids in the Hole.

nothing is more metal than Danish Grave’s eyepatch!

Oompa Loompa Doopedy Dectric

Gosling’s Ken looks perfectly fine, but my Ken will always be Michael Keaton.

Young me saw American History X more then once.

Significant blood loss with do that to you.

I was just telling my husband how Anthony Kiedis is kind of annoying now that he’s addicted to fitness.

For the people this article is talking about, “cheap and easy pleasures” don’t stop there. People come to rely on their substances to deal with trauma, stress, and the ups and downs of everyday life. It can be hard to step back from drinking even when you want to because our society revolves around it and “casual”…

Being in recovery is hard. Addiction is a disease for many people, and for others, addictive behaviors are trying to fill some sort of hole left by trauma. It makes sense that one person would replace a substance addiction with something else, especially if you’re learning how to live in the world without the crutch…

But it’s a lot of buzzy nothing. “I want to be killing the competition! I want to cut their throats!” Meaning what? Higher ratings? It made me think of Alex Jones’ lunacy when he makes a vague threat and adds the word “politically” to make it seem less fucking crazy. “So fucking spicy. So true.” Meaning..... what?…

Did you know that there are engineers whose job it is to figure out how to keep the occupants of amusement rides safe as well as make them work properly? Universal has lawyers who try to figure out what could make their company liable for damages and work to prevent that from happening. There are accountants too, who…

Alfred is a key player in the ever-expanding MCU (Manservant Cinematic Universe).

Do we at least get to see the moment when Alfred gets bitten by a radioactive valet?

“We’re also banning ... whatever’s going on with Waluigi.”

Truly my comment was about Howard Stern, not randos asking her questions while she’s out to eat. I’ll never understand the mindset that celebrities are owned by the public and would never ever bother anyone out in the wild. Hell I’ve been in the presence of huge stars and artists I adore (back stage at shows, on…

As long as the skillet queso remains on the menu I’ll continue to make my annual visits to Chili’s

Being redeemed by Jezebel is to be condemned in a hellish new way.