We are 2 weeks post-2nd shot (fully vaccinated) as of this Friday and our wedding anniversary is this weekend so on Saturday night we are going to the fanciest restaurant in our area and having their 7 course chefs tasting menu dinner. After the past year of making-do on special occasions, we are EXTREMELY excited to…

“Crack is cheap. [Mike Lindell] makes far too much money to smoke crack.” -Whitney Houston’s Ghost

I have wondered how they get this adrenaline from these kids. Is it like a stone mill? Are donkeys involved? Is it like an old fashioned citrus juicer, where they press them down and rotate them on a pointy thing with ridges? Do they use a modern juicer that removes all the healthy fiber? Inquiring and…

Also, Daphne was always taking the laundry out the front door, insinuating that the laundry was in the basement, so I am not sure why they put a laundry room in this plan. 

But but but he’s syndicated!

Ten inches of red virgin, thick and wavy back hair? You’d be leaning back against a gold mine! 

The lovely Ms. Palermo looks like she just got caught rocking up one cheek to let out a little toot.

That’s gonna splash every-fuckin-where! I have fallen victim to enough spoons under the tap to know I need some sort of deepish basin to save my shirt.

*Stephen Miller has entered the chat.

Because when you get a shot to get rid of Roose Bolton, you take it and you don’t miss. 

THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!

“...Anyone know how much a model home in Sudden Valley is going for these days?”

Who could muster a schtupp with all that filth around (aside from anyone schtupping in a frat house)? Pas moi! 

A modern-day Lysistrata!

For sure 100% NOT the Gorilla Glue that woman used to do her hair! 

My version of the clothes chair is actually a clothes top-of-the-chest. It’s excellent and as long as I keep socks and underpants out of the mix (those should rightly go to the hamper) I fully endorse your stance and would like to subscribe to your newsletter! 

He wanted (and got) his President Thomas J. Whitmore moment!

I was really excited until I went to the website and realized that a $20 bottle of wine costs $27 to ship. So one bottle of nonalcoholic wine for $47. What a bummer! I wanted to spit this wonderful-sounding beverage on some Legos and children in my own home!

I agree! I got a bottle as a gift a few years ago and could not bring myself to mix it. It demanded the sanctity of shots/sipping!

Late to the party but I have just ordered, taken a few bites of, and thrown this sandwich away. It’s basically tangy (but not really tangy) coleslaw on bread. There is way too much sauce and that sauce is slippery so every bite squirts sandwich innards out the opposite side of the sandwich. Two thumbs down, Jimmy…