Hamilton, The Reynolds Pamphlet: “You ever see somebody ruin their own life?” Apt here, I would say.  

I’m pretty sure the piss jar isn’t the only thing Stephen Miller would be holding. 

I long ago realized it only hurts if you struggle and gave myself over to letting my son order pancakes at literally any place that will serve them to him, no matter what kind of restaurant it is or what time of day it is. The fight is just not worth it. 

I wept tears of joy when the opening sequence started and tears of hysterical laughter over that Miss Lou cake. This cake will be my avatar from now on. It is the single funniest thing I have ever seen in cake-form and I am a devotee of Nailed It!

It’s been a zillion years since I saw that special and yet when I read your comment, it came back to me like it was yesterday! I could hear her exact tone for STICK IT IN!!! Lol! 

Same! I shower before bed and wash my sheets every weekend. I just feel like the bedroom smells terrible if I don’t! Plus there are few luxuries like the luxury of Clean Sheet Night. If I could get away with it I would wash my sheets every day! 

I am extremely bitter that in my small office (only 6 of us spread out over 3 floors) we have been coming in this entire time. However, my boss does a Chopped-style challenge for himself every Friday where he makes us all a lunch incorporating all the items from one of our coworker’s vegetable co-op. I have never…

I see what you did there. 

CORN SQUEEZINS’!

Lighten up, fatass!

Oh my God is THAT what he was talking about when he told Woodward that they were working on nuclear weapons no one has ever seen before!?!?!?!?!?!?

There’s a picture of him on Instagram wearing that lingerie so I would be surprised if he were superimposed.

Man I have watched this at least 7 times and if any of this is wrong, I don’t want to be right. I have literally lost sleep and been driven to the brink of madness by small clips of songs from Hamilton going around and around in my head in the middle of the night.

“Living in a cloud?” More like Living in Cottage Cheese.

I usually just assume whoever is posting this kind of stuff is actually really struggling and trying to convince themselves to be positive more than trying to foist positivity on others. 

I’m in Winchester...which is why it’s so shocking! A lot of women here run around in their Lilly Pulitzer dresses thinking they are just one expensive lunch away from being talent scouted by Fox News. 

The only shade available to him in that photo is the shadow cast by his nipples.

In my part of Virginia (north, but not Northern) there are a SHOCKING number of #4s. Your description is *chef’s kiss* perfect.

LL Bean

Excellent story! As a small-business owner myself, I fantasize about pulling off something like this. But the real reason for my comment is to say that “The Cowshed at Hucknall in Nottinghamshire” is the most British string of consecutive words I have read in a long time.