My wedding cake (for my first marriage) was a red velvet which, after a year in the freezer, came out looking like a human internal organ.
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The Doobie Brothers say actual WORDS?! I maintain that no one on this Earth can actually understand what they are saying, we all just make the noises with our mouths when we “sing” along with them. Same with Sting (though you can usually understand the last three words of any line Sting sings, as pointed out by Family…
Never forget the time in 2007 when Poet Laureate Kid Rock rhymed “things” with “things.”
It SO is! It’s a show my 11 year old son and I watch together and just CACKLE! My husband has to leave the room when we watch it because he clearly has no soul and doesn’t find it funny at all.
I am of two minds over this:
Those were his bum-beatin’ gloves, so at least a beatin’ I would guess!
The real Alderson siblings are the friends we made along the way!
With hints of musk melon.
THE OOOOORRRRPHANAAAAAAGE!
I have had various songs from the Hamilton soundtrack in my head for months. I’m slowly going mad. Especially since most of the time I don’t really know the words so I fill in with “something something something...”
The only thing that makes this story more gross* is the fact that literally every single time I read “Granda,” my brain registers it as “Grandpa.”
Happy almost-birthday!
“They want to steal your liberty, your freedom. They want to control what you see and think and believe so that they can control how you live.”
Every single one of these is marketed to women in their mid 40s who were titillated by 50 Shades of Grey and can’t WAIT to gift the bottle to a friend on her 45th birthday or serve it at a book club meeting to elicit scandalous giggles. They like to think they’re Christina Applegate, but in reality they’re Debra Jo…
Don’t forget “abort their already-born children!”
Two words: alternative facts. https://www.cnn.com/2017/01/22/politics/kellyanne-conway-alternative-facts/index.html
The idea of eating finger food at a bowling alley fills is nauseating.
THANK YOU!
My husband does this too, and while I appreciate it (mostly because it means I don’t have to clean them) I would love him to eat a meal I have just plated at the temperature I intended it to be enjoyed.
My husband once asked for a DVD of (Mel Gibson’s) The Patriot for Christmas. What he got was (Steven Seagal’s) The Patriot.