I like to put a few drops of Franks into a ramekin of ACV and dip roasted brussel sprouts in it. We call it Sauce of Death and it’s the best use of ACV I have come across. 

Broccoli on pizza is a REVELATION and is my hands-down favorite every time! Thank you for saying this!

Because it can be much harder to find them a policy in the first place. It’s much less of a headache for everyone involved when these things aren’t barriers. 

“Prior to the interview, the Hill notes that Trump tweeted about Harris getting a “free pass” from the media.”

They could just watch the third season of Outlander and find out! 

I know it’s only 9am here right now, but “I got to hold a vulture,” is the best thing I have read all day. 

I have seen some carriers exclude for claims related to dogs, but it’s been a few years since I have seen that. Now they more often just deny coverage.

My father in law sucks to what many would consider to be the max and the ONE THING he keeps saying over and over (when bitching about my mother in law, who divorced him 25 years ago) was that he VACUUMED! That, in his mind, makes up for all his shit and makes it inconceivable that any woman would leave him. 

Gives me chills! CHILLS! 

Omg as an agent my heart sinks when people say they have a wood stove. And I throw up in my mouth when I see someone putting up a trampoline. 

I am an agent and I have had people try to get around this by just saying their dog is a different breed, thinking that no one will ever find out. While it’s possible that without a claim being made you’ll never be found out, lots of carriers do home inspections when they write policies. This basically amounts to them…

I lived there from 03-07 while my husband went to SIU (I worked for WTAO and had a great time) but you couldn’t pay me enough to live there again, or really to even visit there again. With what’s happened in so much of this country since 08 I can’t help but feel for the people whose community is falling to shambles…

We have all known this since 1993!

I’m especially good at EXPECTORATING!!! PTWOOOEEEE!

Many of us embrace Breakfast For Dinner, so it stands to reason that we’d also be open to Dinner For Breakfast!

Seriously! He knows it’s not permanent right? They sell the remover RIGHT next to the polish.

Shower beer is the ultimate luxury! As Kyle Kinane said, “everybody deserves a spa day!” The hot with the cold?! Perfection!

I am more a person to get perturbed by things being around AFTER they should be (looking at you, “Valentines Day Tree”) than I am by things being early. I am 100% in favor of this guy’s mindset that this summer has sucked and I say we skip as far ahead as we can.

Our production of Table Manners is the reason I can’t eat orange marmalade anymore, and our production of Cabin Fever is why I hesitate before diving into peanut butter cups. Hesitate...but still go ahead with it.

Or how about golf terms? The fewer strokes, the better...the fewer DEATHS, the better!