To be fair, they added a special level of authenticity by having volunteers shit on the floor.

C’mon, Hufflemuff was right there!

Jellicle cats meet once a year—at the Jellicle Ball, where they all rejoice.

What, you want them to look even MORE horrifying??

“Meth: I smoked some just now”

They also considered the slogans “Meth: We’re gonna smoke it” and “Meth: Consider it cooked”.

Hopefully Kevin Kline has been working on his Trump impression...

Bridesmaids?? That’s not even the best Melissa McCarthy movie of the decade (Can You Ever Forgive Me was much superior)...

Is it me or are we just cycling through coaches on The Voice now? Ready for Sexiest Man Ceelo Green in 2020.

He’s not the worst offender by a long shot, but Stieg Larsson in ‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ assumed that people were far more interested in the specs of each computer the characters used than I think any human being has ever been.

Ack!!!!

Some people stuff their face or get drunk. Others fuck a cousin’s spouse. Me? I upper deck the funeral home toilet.

British people giving us a stern talking to in public is apparently America’s Original Kink™.

He looks like the kind of guy who already thinks he is hot shit and due to my contrary nature I would want to be sure that he knows that I do not think he is hot shit. (Whether or not I actually want to bang him is irrelevant.)

He looks like he should be a character on Its Always Sunny in Philidelphia

He’s Ryan Lochte for Gen Z

She got sandwich and a show. Can’t ask for much more than that.

Those sound good. Maybe they’ll come back and I can ram my car into the front doors of the store!

I can’t for the life of me figure out what the second letter is about. It seems like the guy made a pass at his married friend, but he wants a pat on the back for looking out for her husband. 

I mean, he’s a 45-year-old depressed twice-divorced alcoholic with a record who seems to think his height is the main potential obstacle to a healthy online dating life. I say this with no personal judgement about any of that stuff (at least without context), but I’m not sure he’s correctly identified the biggest…