I am enjoying this just fine, and willing to suspend the necessary amount of disbelief where necessary.

I have figured out how to make scrambled eggs taste good and I can get a whole BOTTLE of Veuve Cliquot for $45 at Costco...but my lagoon situation is severely lacking so I suppose it’s still worth it. 

“Money is the physical manifestation of who you are.”

As I contain multitudes, I can only be the turkey club. 

Bound! Bound! Bound and rebound!

“It counts!”

Until they take that one guy’s suggestion and all have sex with each other so they’re not virgins anymore, that is! 

The woman on the right in the hat photo seems to have chosen “Strawberry Shortcake.” as her summer look.

My son is the same age as your daughter and we are also in the DC area so he’s spent the last part of elementary school being shuffled back and forth between my house and his father’s house. Yesterday I facetimed him like I do every day and I needed to keep it short to take care of something and he started crying and…

To be used as a...dildo?

I will! Thank you for the suggestion! I have very little experience cooking Asian style meals so I appreciate the guidance! 

I have a ramen recipe to share! It’s not mine, I got it from Pinterest but it’s super easy a HUGE hit in my house:

I completely agree! We are all doing the best we can to keep our heads above water and we don’t need to be dragged back down to earth by the fact that everything is shitty when we manage to find the headspace to be positive. There’s a line between optimism and denial and I think we are all, as I said, fully aware of…

Rachel, I love you but...

I was going to say Rick Moranis. 

Fucking GUN STORES? Christ. 

BEANIE WEENIES!

My husband loves snickerdoodles and would have my snickerdoodles as his last meal happily. My son likes those stupid peanut butter cookies with the hershey kisses in them, so I make these for them to show them I love them (/make up for being of short patience during this lockdown) but never eat them myself. But…

My aunt makes and brings this to every Thanksgiving. I pass over it every Thanksgiving. 

Happy anniversary! Our 3 year is on Saturday and my oh my...our plans are exactly like yours! I’ll make dinner and we’ll watch Homeland and drink wine. The one thing we are able to do is have our bottle of Veuve Cliquot, which started as a tradition at our wedding since a bottle of that was his gift to me. We have had…