I saw Mammoth Pole Bean open for Pantera. 

I’ve been the recipient of a couple of these, and they tend to refer to a recent event. One of my kiddos had recently had to hang out with me at work for an hour or so, and filled out “My mom likes it when I: stay quiet and be good at her office.” Yikes!

Truly a bipartisan issue.

I didn’t write this, but every time Ted Cruz comes up, this classic comment always springs to mind:

As my grandfather would say, “they fell out of the ugly tree and then someone broke off a branch and chased them with it.”

As Trump would say, “It’s a way to keep score.”

They should hold the convention at Stupid Nick’s Wing Dump.

my fave will always be “Fuck-een guyyyy”

I know everyone loves on Matt Berry (and rightfully so, as he’s brilliant), but for me, Kayvan Novak as Nandor is the MVP. His relationship with Guillermo this season was the backbone of it, and they were both just so fantastic. He’s my favorite character by far. He plays Nandor as the perfect combination of lovable…

I just love that someone died because they got confused about Daylight Saving time.

Yes actually. Should they have done it a long time ago? Yes, but we are talking about a culture that isn’t exactly open to change, to put it nicely. 

The racers all do it, but now it’s nice to see the NASCAR organization turning to the left, too.

Tucker Carlson makes Guy Smiley seem like a legitimate journalist.

16! 16 stamps! Ah ah ah ah

I’m going to have to go with Boundin’. We bought a Pixar DVD (I think WALL-E maybe) way back when, and it came with another DVD with all the shorts up until to then and that ended up being my favorite.

I didn’t see it, you’re telling me about it. I don’t read Twitter, I only write on it.

You don’t need to steal it. If you asked nicely, we could probably come to an agreement.

I was hoping Guillermo would end up meeting with a council of vampire hunters instead - Sarah Michelle Geller, Kristy Swanson, James Woods, Wesley Snipes (again!), and in a surprise casting coup, Anthony Hopkins.

eh...for my money the best laugh I’ve had watching this show (and IMO one of the best laughs on TV ever, that’s right I said it) was watching the Baron (Barren?) being flung around in the air by his vomit after eating pizza, which obviously would have been impossible without CGI. The flying away scenes are OK…