“If he’s got the thing they aren’t going to be able to explain why he suddenly vanishes for a few weeks...”

I ate this garbage up with a spoon and then asked for seconds. Binged the hell out of it and loved hating it. But the only thing that bothered me, and I mean the ONLY THING, is that Gianina fell on her ass and got mud on her beautiful dress, and then was shown going off on Damian in a mud-free dress. I wanted to see…

A brewery in my town (Broken Window in Winchester, VA) has a new hard seltzer that they have named “So It’s Come To This.”

I imagine a fart would remain trapped under the fabric (?) like a single pocket of bubble wrap. No place to go! 

Is it pink, too? BOOM! Lady brain!

No white collar resort. They deserve Federal “Pound Me In The Ass” Prison.

This what I do on Saturday and Sunday mornings when I wake up! I lie in bed for as long as I can, just being quiet with my thoughts. I like to describe it as “defragging” like with a computer. It just helps me sort things back into their appropriate mind-boxes. I find it to be the best way to start a day!

Charlize is a goddess. I thought Rodrigo Prieto was Jerry Seinfeld with his hair slicked back. Kristin Wiig looks like a lasagna. 

I had the same experience and my inflatable donut was my best friend for weeks after my son was born. I was in no way prepared for that. Those women on Instagram sure don’t have to walk like they just rode cross country on a horse.

SAME! Perhaps this is my sensitive 38-year-old-ness talking, but my husband is 30 and we have been together for 6 years (back to before he was 26 is what I am getting at here) and our lives are really not THAT different. His friends are mostly married and have more kids than we do! What does he think he’s missing out…

Hello from 3 years in the future! I am watching this series for the first time on Hulu.

Yep we have them in VA in Martins stores. I always figured that’s why he was called “Marty.” Martins and Giant are sisters I think. 

“No real person involved.” 

A fun way to kill time is to go back and look at pictures of Brad with any of his exes. He had a knack for morphing into them. I especially cite when he was together with Gwyneth Paltrow. They had the same haircut! 

They are divine. I absolutely love them and actually, reference has been made to Samoas and Thin Mints being emulated by oreo flavors, and the lemon ones are just like the lemon sandwich cookies the girl scouts used to sell years ago! Two thumbs up. 

I like the Black Box Malbec just fine! 

Another classic from them:

I am going through this whole thread looking for “the dishes are done, man.” Every. Day. Of. My. Life.

“He’s at home...WASHING HIS TIGHTS!”