They can say “shit” but they can’t say “Aperol.”

MayoNNAISE! (I pronounce it this way every single time I say it and not one single person has ever understood why.)

October, 2013: My husband and I were hired to co-host a morning radio show. The show didn’t do well in the ratings and neither of us are in radio anymore, but 6 years later we’re going strong!

“Congratulations, I heard you swallowed your own load,” is the height of dialogue writing and you’ll never convince me otherwise. 

YES! We have learned to always leave the washer door open for at least a few hours after we run it so it can dry out before we close it again. Seems to be an effective deterrent to the stink. 

Phoebe?

This might come off as flippant, but I don’t mean it that way.

The Shiv Roy School of Things That Would Have Been Good To Know Before You Said Those Vows

Route 11 is made a few miles south of my house so SHOUT OUT! They have a ton of flavors and while this one is good, they are all very good so if you ever find some, be sure to taste them! 

500 Days of LW1

If I were a rich woman, I would enjoy the pursuits of professional pride and accomplishment AND have a person making my hair look good if I could. Who says you can’t have it all! ;) 

Good for you on your career pickup! I do think it’s worth mentioning that the difference here is really that these women have not only the time, but the army of stylists at the ready. They are probably not quite as concerned about how low maintenance it is like you or I might be. All of that said, if I could…

Don’t try to talk to someone who’s in the middle of a set and has headphones on. There are people in my gym that I see several times a week and they routinely start talking to me and make me stop what I am doing, put down a weight/stop running and take out my earbud to hear them. One committed a duel mortal sin the…

Ken Cuccinelli

SAME! 

*pounds table* ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAKES ZEBRA CAK

I have never experienced such fame! Thank you for addressing my question! To answer yours, no there’s no way they didn’t see me. I am not in the middle of the room, but it’s not a huge room, there is sunlight, and I am not discreetly tucked. Keep up the great work and thanks again for your consideration!

I usually use mine for mental health days, though this year I actually did use most of them for actual sickness. We only get 5 days. 

Well, we only get 5 so that is totally do-able. 

You’re darn tootin’ I do! We only get 10, I earned them, I am taking them. I use every sick day, as well. Even if it’s getting toward the end of the year and I have to blame my son for missing a day because of his fictional tummy ache. My salary package includes these days, so I am taking what is owed to me. That…