The best moment was when Jamie’s voice cracked and he handled it by looking toward the heavens and exclaiming, “FINALLY!” He secured a place in my heart with that one! 

I once bribed my ex husband to paint the hall bathroom with the promise of sex. But considering I enjoyed sex with him about as much as he enjoyed painting the hall bathroom, we both won (lost?). On the upside, never was a bathroom painted more quickly. 

I cut to the chase and just call them both Dylan McDermott Mulroney. Saves time.

I don’t disagree with you, especially on the difference in Logan this season. He’s the one, out of all of them in my opinion, who’s been the most reduced in dimension this season. All he does is give crazy eyes and say “fuck” in every line. And if they miss a fuck line, he gets 2 fucks in the next line to make up for…

When I was very young I forced my parents to take me to Captain D’s for my birthday every year. Not quite the same, but same in spirit and yes, the crumblies are the thing I remember most of all. 

SAME! I am a redhead woman and I could never be with a redhead man because it we would look like brother and sister.

I use this while I am running! I am not a natural long distance runner so even a few miles is really tough on me, but I find that getting an inner monologue going, along the lines of “you’ve got this! You feel great! This is going really well and you are stronger than you think,” is super helpful. Thank you for…

Sinatra nothing! He’s THE WIZ and NOBODY BEATS HIM! 

AMEN to the chili being the best! When I lived in southern Illinois I used to get chili and a white chocolate shake with hot fudge in it. For the money it was as good as it got! 

Lambaste me if you will, but I love a Mich Ultra with a lime on the patio on a hot day and if that’s wrong then I don’t want to be right!

SAME! Everyone keeps telling me that they can all teach me. But my legs go straight down like a stone no matter how hard I flutter kick. Thankfully I can doggy paddle from one end of a small pool to the other, short ways, but if I am ever stranded in a body of water it’s bubbles for me. 

So...I love it. Not as much as I love dipping a chip in sour cream and then in the salsa, but I love the creamy cooling feeling and taste along with the spice of the salsa. It all started at Chilis (shameful I know, but I worked there in college) but it has continued to this day any time I get the chance. This very…

RANDY!

Most shocking of all: that rubber band had four days worth of saturated fat and sodium! 

She’s supposed to be Jennyanydots??? Where are the TIGER STRIPES AND LEOPARD SPOTS!? (I am invested because I had a cat named Jennyanydots because she had the requisite tiger stripes and leopard spots.) (I also had a cat named Bustopher Jones and this guy passes that test of having spats and being fat.)

Hear, hear!

That is EXACTLY what I said!!! 

To be fair, I bought Fire and Fury just to do my part toward sales and make Trump mad, with no intention of ever actually reading it.

The answer will be Nacho in all instances except one: is there guacamole present? Because in 2003 I dipped a Cool Ranch Dorito in some guacamole and my life was forever changed.  

My husband and I went to see the Foo Fighters 20th anniversary festival in Washington, DC in 2015 (I think? Might have been 2016). We loved the whole lineup and were introduced to some great artists we didn’t know about before, but the best performance of the night went to Heart. Those women CRUSHED IT and I was so…