Mine was a wedding present! (From my husband, not like my cousin or anyone weird.)
So much more romantic in practice than on paper.

It's Renee Zwellenger.

I'm so sorry for your loss. :(

I have a Lelo, pretty overrated and overpriced if you ask me! The Hitachi Magic Wand or now just Magic Wand is the best toy I've ever had, longest lasting, strongest... uber.

"All of these used to be dicks.... who's hungry :)"

super jizzy-looking

Because of Dave's story, I now know what the "H" stands for in Jesus' name. Thanks Dave!

YES! That godawful dusty blue! Dried stuff! And pictures of pairs of geese with twine around their necks. Holy crap, I'm having a shuddering flashback.

Menstrata.

Just bought my Firefly. Because according to you sister(brother?) site, it's the illest.

No, you can only like one Deschanel and I picked Emily. I do not watch New Girl.

A divorce is not really different from breaking up — two (usually) people dissolve a relationship. In one case there's paperwork and some legal shit with which to deal. People need to get over their idealised views of marriage and stop giving divorcees a hard time. What the fuck, society.

I'm not sure if you're trolling or just wildly unfamiliar with Carrie Brownstein, but I live in Portlandia, in her 'hood, and I see her out and about often enough to even know her hair parts the other way. Not to mention there's no way in hell you'd ever see her playing with Charli XWhatever on a crapfest like the…

Please tell me this is a true story.

You want to know if that's Carrie Brownstein, of Sleater-Kinney and Wild Flag, playing backup guitar to Charli XCX on the, er, American Music Awards? I'm gonna say... no.

Norwegian Forest Kitties!

Penn Holderness, the smarmy dad here, works in video production, internet marketing and social media management. He is rather openly using these phony "family hijinks" viral videos to market his business. It's not that he's some sad sack dad trying to become a viral star; he's a blow-dryed former local TV man turned…

This is a fantastic series. More, please.

I hope, if Blake Lively has a girl, that she's the most surly, square-jawed, genderqueer motherfucker ever to live.