Thanks for volunteering; must be thankless and tiring.

Are you absolutely positive you're not 250?

I've been hardened by life, Trout. Don't ruin that with your sunny optimism!

o.O

I'll try to keep this short because I'm on deadline and do not have time to write out the whole, comical story.

SHOUT OUT TO THE OLD SCHOOL ELLORA'S CAVE FANS

With two kids and two cats, Febreeze (homemade or otherwise) is a lifesaver, even if just to temporarily eliminate odors when visitors come over. Wish I could just Febreeze the kids and cats directly, but Obama.

And now you've opened up a rabbit hole for me to fall into.

I was dismissive of this crafty-bandwagon-ning until I got to the cutting board. I would KILL for a dress printed in a pattern like that. Hell, sell me the fabric and I'll sew the dress myself. I would wear it to give my lectures on Small Pox and death and the Civil War (60% of Civil War deaths were from disease!…

Thank you guys so much...

Exboyfriend pulled my favorite book of love poems (E.E. Cummings ftw) off my bookshelf and asked me to show him the ones I liked the most. He interrupted a minute or so into flipping through them together to say we couldn't be together anymore. He explained that a breakup discussion was related to romance so he…

Holy shit.

Into it. NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE THE PHOTO.

I like my muscled thighs and meaty calves. More cushion for the pushing. (Dressing room shot of me.)

As a long time patron of the 5 Point, people leaving doesn't necessarily mean there is available seating, especially for a party of 6.

I have never had staff be assholio there either. That said, despite Seattle's nicey-nice image it is by our indifference to your coolness that you will know we are hot shit.

It's a…

Have you ever heard of polyamory? I would go nuts without two partners!

A picture of Bretagne, with her owner, that I saw today.

This guy (this is a screenshot of a message to me) needs to meet her. I bet they have loads in common.

As odd as it may seem, FetLife is a pretty good resource for finding help groups for disowned LGBT teens. I can think of four different groups that would be willing to help a local teen find a safe place to stay until they were able to live on their own (not just until they were a legal adult, but until they find a…