I usually just say my username out loud.

I like to say “good job” or “good game” with a slap on the ass.

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

I think she’s a total quack. When I started reading about her after the Bernie or Bust crowd started fawning all over her, I saw her use the phrase “Big Pharma,” saw her wishy washy stance on vaccines, and found out that she’s all about homeopathy and went NOPE. Fuck no. You’re supposed to be an actual doctor and you…

You are welcome .. I just thought I clearly have not been stalking your twitter enough ;-) I used to just lurk and you were always my favourite commenter so I was very excited when I saw your first article up on the site. Good luck with your new endeavours.

You didn't hear? She's moving in with Burt Reynolds and he's paying her to comb out the knots in his chest hair. And, that's a lot of knots.

AND men! the patriarchy is what is forcing all of these unhappy men to try and fulfill roles and spaces that aren't a good fit for them. what tells men they have to be the breadwinner? the patriarchy. what tells men they are worthless if they don't have a beautiful woman? the patriarchy. what fails to teach men how to…

I really appreciate comments like this because this is definitely an ongoing conversation I have with myself and lots of other writers have as well. I would sincerely like to hear a lot of opinions about this. Personally, I'm conflicted. Conflating display of private nude pictures doesn't immediately equate on the…

trout is a FUCKING treasure and i love him and also i love telling him he's wrong.

are you hating on canned jelly

First of all, the cross was a common pre-Christian religious symbol. So even if it was a cross, the Catholic League can fuck right off - neither they, the actual Catholic Church, nor Christians in general get to lay claim to all crosses. Secondly, this isn't a fucking cross. It appears to be a sleek re-creation of…

The Nightmare (1781) by Henry Fuseli is a beautiful image; maybe the artist deserves credit? And a color reproduction?

i honestly can't breathe right now

Prepare for all the people who disagree with your choices Ubertrout. We must be cautious.

So were we! We stuttered around and settled on "the theme from Benny Hill."

"Basically I'm building a crowd-sourced, crowd-funded media company that is going to take all the people like me — autistics, researchers, nerds, ex-law enforcement, whistle-blowers — and we're going to give them an opportunity to make money on the information that they have."

GODDAMIT KEVIN

Oh! My favorite Xmas cocktail* is 1/3 Kahlua, 1/3 Peppermint Schnapps, 1/3 bourbon. I found the recipe in a newspaper but the name was lame, then my mom suggested I call it a "Santa's Lap." I love my mom.

you are lying