Early Robert Mitchum IS pretty sexy.

When was the last time you sat down to a slice of olive loaf, tho...We were just discussing the prime moment at grandma's house (the only place olive loaf exists) when you look between your slices of wonder bread and see you got the slice with the perfect circle of olive and pimento.

we tried, one year, with the fancy pantsy potato and the green bean with the slivered almonds. All the kids got sour grape mouth, and the olds gassed about how 'different' things were.

That giant paint by numbers, though. My first solo place had a giant mural in it that looked an awful lot like that. $19 is a cheap ride back to age 19, when I was young and full of vinegar.

We were just discussing what the name of that sexy chase Benny Hill music was...thank you!

This is an excellent and succinct analogy. Thank you!

I killed my LILO inside of 6 months. Boo Hiss.

Hahahaha! There was a room in my mother's house that totally had this~

That is fucking gross. I hate clothes of this color. Guess I won't be doing a lot of shirt buying for the next year or so. Get it together with peach and light blue, et Voila~the '80s!

Every few years I buy a little teaser of Drakkar Noir for my partner, it takes us both back to the olden days when we were young and wild and free.

Oh, Man, Happy. Everyone loved that shit but it made me angry. Not Happy. ANGRY.

It's the Bob's Burgers take on My Neighbor Totoro, which is just weird.

My (white) kid LOVED Addy, to the point that we made a costume for Halloween one year. I had to ask myself "IS THIS CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?!?" before I dressed my little white girl as a slave to go out and beg for food. Luckily nobody around here reads, so we got away with it.

No kidding. Did you catch the comment involving "you don't deserve gifts at your wedding b/c your fiance is divorced"? That is some serious boolsheet right there.

UGH. The only thing I 'require' from those I consider friends is mutual care. It is not my job to hold them accountable to societal construct. Empathy guides me to show care, even if I disagree with their choices. 'Poor social behavior', indeed.

I am all about the war on Thanksgiving. This year we are having Lasagne. On Friday. While we piss and moan. Fuck gratitude.

I would absolutely put those balls in my mouth.

Welp, I tried to vote. Because my state recently redistricted, my polling location had changed. I found this out when I attempted to vote there (the internet told me to). They redirected me to my "new" polling place, which proved inaccurate as well. And because I am already registered to vote (although no one…

I'm currently a big fan of OldNavy's fold over waisted stretchy pants, worn with the top unfolded. So smooth and comfortable, and they stay put when I contort. Plus, they come in Tall!

Spoonflower.com, baby. You can make this dream a reality. (I really like it too, would go in on a few yards with you!)