Just wanted an excuse to post this gif, don't mind me.

I just found this one and cannot stop laughing.

The first time:

I discovered this .gif today and I thought it could have so many uses. Like for this post:

I haven't seen anyone I went to HS with in decades and I am fine with that.

I almost used wood twice in the headline.

I like what you did there.

She's giving Satan worship a bad name.

My Barbies had so much dirty sex with other dolls. I had a Barbie who had sex with a Strawberry Shortcake "Huckleberry Pie" doll.

It's a toss up between a parrot in a cage, a swan, or a spider. If I am not in as much of a rush I can also pull out some awesome lobsters, frogs, mermaids, and pink flamingos. I really want to get down the two-toned monkey, but can't quite work out the mechanics...or at least not well enough for it to actually look…

True story.

Damn straight. FYI, the kick-ass chick in the pic doing a split is designer BETSEY JOHNSON who clocks in at 71 YEARS OLD!!!! I <3 her SO much!

It's the new O Face.

This is excellent, Kat.

ERMAGERD THERGH GERP

But would you defy your Quaker upbringing to fight for his humane treatment and recovery while he's in an asylum recovering from a stroke that has traumatized the language centers of his brilliant mathematician/duke brain?

Fabio, I am the star to your shadow. Come to me, darling. I am ready.

For some reason, I'm distinctly flattered! I really love dogs.

I found an unretouched picture of the dog, please send $100 to me at Gawker.

Once I was next to this jerk that was swinging his arms in dangerous and erratic ways. After being elbowed, hard, for about the fourth time I bit the **** out of the offending arm. He calmed the monkey arms down after that.